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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? They went on stroke.

This guys walks into a bar. "Ouch"

I dunno icegrrrrrrl, my cat is loving, friendly, actually has a unique character, and is an introvert like myself. Dogs require too much attention, they have no will of their own; they're clingy. Cats are cooler, they have an attitude.

Whatever. Cats make great pets.

Cats rule.

I do what I can.... Let's see some more. I've seen your homepage, I KNOW you've got em!

Laura, to be like Distel, you gotta put ALL this pics in ONE post. BTW, do you have a thing for boxers?

So are bats and shovels! Bats and shovels don't attack people by themselves...except moonbats. Are moonbats allowed? I'm willing to bet that most of the people here would be willing to kick Martlet's ass on priciple alone. I saw the pub pictures. That geriatric bunch isn't kicking anyone's ass. That's not a representative sample of cc.com. And by 'here', Icegirl, I mean those who post on this bs...I mean, bbs. And FEDs are like chalk, acceptable aid, while guns are like helicopters, unaccpetable aid. So no guns. Sorry GregW.

Um. Right.

So are bats and shovels! Bats and shovels don't attack people by themselves...except moonbats. Are moonbats allowed? I'm willing to bet that most of the people here would be willing to kick Martlet's ass on priciple alone.

As for moonbats vs martlet, isn't 2300 vs 1 kinda unfair?

FEDs are aid!

I've got school then. Can't you wait till the weekend?

The cops would be busy if they monitered this site.

He should just buy a tank and get it over with. Cheaper, and probably significantly more manuverable than that jackass in his suit. Not to mention armed.

Silly hippy. You can easily argue that peace is the absence of violence. If you can get everybody afraid of you bombing them if they step out of line, there will be very little violence. As such, you can easily create peace through bombs. Fear is a powerful incentive.

Or just take a 3.5. We had a 4, but I didn't use it.

I can't hear you!

Whatever, Minxie.

Who are you referring to, Scott? Dr. Doolittle, or something?

Yeah, a little ice age within our lifetimes would be SWEET!

So I can't be realistic or idealistic for you to take me seriously? So what should I be? Step a bit closer, Josh... I'm going to be a happy pessimist and say that at some point a natural disaster will wipe us out, and only the cockroaches (not including Rumsfeld) will be left.

Secret handshake.