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i've found that puking is a good ab workout

I grilled one of those for earthday and served with a nice liberal whine i enjoye drinking wine liberally. i prefer that the cork be cork from the rainforest though

i'm tired of defending the innocent. they can go help themselves for once. sheesh!

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candyassed pansy!

i celebrated in my bed

you definitely don't win the prize! but you're cooler for it

nope, no prize for you! you're missing the over priced joggin suit and housewife status. you're not at he grocery store and i'm betting at least 1 of your fingernails is broken and you're not wearing diamond earrings?

thats just stupid, muff i always found that the soccer parents were really supportive. my son loved that for several years and still has no interest in baseball.

i heard your balls were shrivelled and tiny

hey after you get 'em back and climb something hard can i borrow yours? i've got some scary shit i wanna climb

oh i definitely have a some war trophies. *ahhh...good memories* i returned my husband's too him since i don't want them anymore.

i get around to these things in my own good time. thanks for thinkin of me

i reclaimed my ovaries recently. you don't see me bragging about it. sheesh!

enthusiasm definitely helps

that is absolutely no excuse! she doesn't look satisfied yet

yep.... leave it to a baseball fan to show off his droopy meat

only if she likes muffin(top)s

+2

Yes Kevbone, some people do have the ability to listen. as hard as you might find it to believe, being completely self absorbed is not required to post on cc.com.

i have before and he doesn't listen

How judgmental YES, YES IT IS VERY JUDGEMENTAL. AND YES, I AM A JUDGEMENTAL BITCH. NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY JUDGEMENT OF YOU???? BEFORE YOU ANSWER, I AM IN A PISS ASS MOOD TODAY AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK YET.

It was snowing and hailing at the 9:30 am game Sat. My 6 year old was miserable and ended up in tears. Had to buy him a hot cocoa at Starbucks to make it up to him. excellent! if you're lucky he'll hate LL and take up climbing

nice! always warms the cold spots. little league...brutal! i'm sure its noon somewhere and i might start drinking sooner rather than later! i'd vote for her if she sent me a bottle of whiskey

hey i'm not saying girls shouldn't wear them. i myself have been known don a cap from time to time. just sayin this subset of the population looks odd wearing them.