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no, no, i've only hired eurotrash with proper visas. more expensive but worth it. the interest on visas can kill ya though. climbing was just too hard for me. when i realized i could pay someone to do it for me, it really opened up the possibilities.

i wuv you too kevin. i'll luv you even more if you never start another bolt v. trad thread of any sort. there are plenty of these. including plenty about index.

i just pay someone to summit for me.

i like it when the trail to private idaho is clearly marked

oh wait, i don't climb and when i did i sucked really really badly so nevermind. i have nothing to say

oh fuck kevbone quit fucking trolling. who cares. i can't think of anything that i could climb that's bolted crack. but whatever. there are a few that sure the fuck doesn't mean i'm showing up w/a set of draws, a gri gri and a fancy "personal anchor" sold at REI for 29.95.

trouble with the flight to mars, is that there's likely to be a long lay over on the moon. if you miss your connecting shuttle, you're screwed

hell yeah! that lioness looks pretty happy in the first pick. but no....now he's not puttin out and she's cranky. this ain't new math people!

he said in "extreme" instances. goodfuckinglordpeople! this place is more anal retentive and nitpicky than my greatgrandmother looking for her "heart" pills

hey scott actually has a good bit of advice there. you can dilute any of the "sports" drinks down. pick one that works for you. i get really bad charlie horses from time to time. gotta start the electrolytes well ahead of time i find. if i wait until after a hard day then it can be too late

I was talking about this. ummm...doesn't matter. thread drift, roll with it man, just go along for the ride.

yeah, its all that latin

flowers, scott, flowers. please keep up. we know you're in the south and all but come on...you've done this before. you know...spray...thread drift...spray

no but i'm sure you should be blamed for something. no i really don't need latin this early in the morning. sheesh!

how many species of wildflowers did you see there?

i did get a speeding ticket and two warnings this w/e so i contributed to the economy. i think that was very patriotic of me. got stung by a couple of yellow jackets too. apparently they didn't feel that climbing on the 4th was very patriotic. guess at all depends on your perspective. i did drink some beer. maybe that counts

ummm...excuse me. fuck off!

to quote a friend of mine. fuck all y'all and the rest of ya too. the cascades are great b/c they're fucking here and and lot of fucking fun. best? i dunno. can't say as i've ever thought that but they're pretty good stuff to have in your backyard. want something else? take a vacation? move! whatever

didn't even see fireworks this w/e. it was great

yeah kevin, whatever. nice troll

hell yeah, i get cranky too when he's not puttin out. you bet he's gonna get hollered at. i just don't see anything wrong here.

i'm cooked. probably just medium rare though.

sweet. another appliance

no, that was bedtime story your mom used to read to you. you're confused

matt's definitely worth 2 fingers for his stories