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if by party you mean one drunk soloist wandering around with a big grin on my face, yup that was me. i was trying to find the bar

you might want to re-think your math, kiddo

scott, you really need to up your rates. even at $0.32/min that's only about $20 an hour. my cleaning lady gets more than that.

yes, and since you're so old fasioned. pay the bill when you're done cleaning.

nice of you to be stoked by a red X

sobo you're thoughtful. but i think we should leave scott out of it.

nahhh... mindless toying.

sounds like game playing to me. and i don't try out for sports i don't want to play. what rendez-vous?

scott, see this is the problem. you still like to play games. silly little boy.

alright people, help me out here. how do i explain it in language the young punk will understand? you're only desirable as a carnival sideshow. as a male you're only value to me is the fact that you're in another timezone.

no no "pass report"

actually, i think this may not been hikering but in fact passering or jackpassery

mostly walking, some strolling, a bit of meandering and some sitting too, no climbing 5K, you are correct.

ivan, there was no climbing. only hiking. really mostly just walking

but k5 that is a couloir, not a pass.

you should learn to spell it first

Why reach the top? Isn’t enough just to pass? Since I’ve quit climbing, I’ve decided that hiking up to the point where you can get to the climbs will be my new hobby. This level of underachievement will fit in with my new personal goals. I will be compiling a pass hiker’s compendium and comparative analysis of “pass” hikes. The first PR (pass report) is here! All passes will be compared to aasgard’s pass (the willis wall of hiking). Is there a pass that sucks worse than aasgard for a “day” hike? All scoring now and in the future is subjective, somewhat random and the scale is sliding at my whim. It may change in future comparisons based on my mood, weather, PMS, lack of sleep, lack of sex, too much work, too much rain, not enough vacation days, the price of gas, ect. Aasgard Pass – gateway to the enchantments, the willis wall of hiking V. JackAss Pass – portal to the cirque of the towers, scourge of climbers looking to camp there. 1.total elevation gain -- aasgard (+) no comment 2.avg slope of trail – again, its aasgard pass (++) a paltry 1500’ in nearly 10 miles almost makes this comparison laughable. Nahhh…it does make it laughable. It’s a good thing its called Jackass pass 3.total mileage – jackass (-) hands down. This is a long hike for little altitude gain but hey nothing like meandering around in a seemingly indirect manner to get someplace. Not like I was in a hurry to climb anything. 4.scenic beauty – jackass pass but this actually works in aasgard’s favor for this contest (+) 5.trail Quality – jackass. (-) This is mostly easily defined hiking trail with a few things to step on/over if you’re going to have to hike way too many miles for way too little elevation gain, it might as well be straight forward. Much easier to hike when you’re drunk if you don’t have to find the trail. 6.solitude – aasgard pass. (-) Even the portion of the trail to Colchuck lake isn’t as busy as the trail to Jackass pass. Nothing says peace and relaxation, nor warms my heart more than hearing the hopes and dreams of climbing parties heading up the trail with 120# packs and no experience outside the gym Gear Notes: poles, gators, seattle sombrero, zip off pants, lunch, a bottle of wine, and a parasol

too young, too dumb, too much wasting time, too blonde, too tall, too annoying, too republican, too naive, too desperate, i could go on...

hey i don't share well and i always like to go out w/someone that's so embarrassing that people won't even notice if i get drunk and fall off a barstool

yeah but what's he going to do about that annoying job?

oh thanks! you said you'd be my drunk republican

one that likes men who shower and have jobs?

oh don't you worry PP. i'm out again after today. perhaps for longer than orginally expected. just happen to have a lot of time with wireless and waiting today.

why stop there? nothing like a nice full beard to make a girl look good.....to kevbone

i'm sure all of you boys here on cc.com have said that at least once..... .....this month