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oh copulate, we're all gonna die. so what?

oh great---raining blood---it's finally after memorial day so I can wear white again and now it's going to get all stained. great...just copulating great. stoopid calendar

i think assmonkey might be into something like necrophilia

WC curved hexes

yes, but how many men refer to their rod or johnson as a penis?

what the hell is wrong with you people??? it's climbing season. can't this shit wait until October or something?

i dont' have time to wade through this entire thread to see if it needs my gentle touch of moderation. however a brief scan of the thread leads me to believe that someone here is cloning savage unicorns and attaching them to rainbows. this is some new sort of horn porn. an there's some bitch in AK trying to be the last female on cc.ccom that isn't hiding in a bathroom?

Should be setting sail for the territory right next door to yerr scurvy lot. Should be setting sail for Kenya in October. *edit to spite dru for noticing my spelling inability*

aye! matey...when do you expect to make dock your ship? hope there's much pillaging and plundering on your voyage. forgot you're headed to this continent. i might visiting yours this fall and was hoping for a climbing guide

good news. Best wishes to Hardy and his family and friends. The update is appreciated. folks take the general discussion to spray if you have other comments.

great matt, just copulating great.... now after reading this thread do i never want to climb yjt, now i feel old. *stupid interest in climbing is dating me* no wonder the youngsters don't want to do it. it makes you old!

next time have the coffee ready when i get up and we won't have these pancake and kindling problems, mmmkay?

will, i'm in that pic. i already said high. can't you see me there?

i wouldn't have burnt the pancakes if you had said thanks! and shared your beer! typical thoughtless climber

you never said thanks for bringing the kindling. what a jerk

at least they're trying to address their problems. not sure this mentor thing is the way to go about it but at least it's something. i do want to be clear. i know some pretty cool folks that are/have been mounties. the organization as a whole bothers me but most of the people i've known/met were good folks. some of i've really enjoyed doing things with. others are one time and out. octavius seems to be a good example of getting what he needs from the mounties and still continuing to evaluate and think.

How many times have I heard people piss and whine and tell me I'm going to die because I am downclimbing the same route in tennie shoes that they are taped up with a double set of cams about to lead? And then I get the the 3rd degree at the base for only having a first aid kit and water with me. that number is directly proportional to the number of neutrinos a person has left on girth pillar divided by the number of windshirts they own multiplied by the number of posts in spray. Gary will do the calculation for you if you need him to.

CBS-yeah, i'm annoyed. i don't appreciate the allegation that my opinion is based from the spray on this site. i'd like to think that mostly, i'm a pretty mellow partner but i know for a fact that i'm not a mellow person. KK-frankly, i don't really want to be behind anyone. that said it probably depends on how fast the party is moving and how they're set up to climb. 2 parties of 2 have deterred me. other times a group of 4 seemed reasonable. organization is probably the biggest factor.

You saw people who got in your way. Since they were in your way, you call them Mounties. I'm going to do the same the next time I have to wait for you. CBS--please know what you're talking about before you type. i know they were mounties b/c i talked to them. i don't rashly attribute the behaviour b/c the group was slow. i'm perfectly happy to sit behind a slow party. yes, i certainly have been the slow party before. i get annoyed when i get stuck behind a slow group of 8. sorry, just can't help myself. i mentioned multiple items in my list not just one being stuck behind some slow people situation. get over it. you're just pissed b/c you tried to sling an unwarranted insult at me and you got rebuked. go back to the lab and stfu mmkay? i'm annoyed enough with you for today. i'm going to go on with the rest of my life so i can get home early and train hard for my next assault on a good moderate 5.5 multi-pitch.

quit complaining e-rock. i think harry just offered to get on his knees for you.

yes CBS--full on gaper right here. i've readily proclaimed myself queen of the moderates today. what's the matter CBS? is hard to argue with actual examples? don't like being contradicted or reality for that matter? sure we're all approaching this with different temperaments. mine happens to be more fiery than matt's or chuck's. gaper...whatever...go gape yourself. i just didn't like the little shot you took at me and it got my ire up. fuckin wank

damn gary, you're right. i'm going to go grab some lunch now. and this notebook just isn't going to update itsself. when i get back this afternoon, i expect to find you and rumr in the right forum. sheesh...bunch sensitive guys.

gary and rumr are about to hug. anybody want to join in?

i'm afraid the vitrole on this thread does not meet the minimum standards for spray. pick it up gentlemen or i'm going to have move this fucking thread to the cafe!

trust me rumr, you well never find me "pounding on" CBS or KK.