RayBonbon

Cavey's trying to win the "Post Like Dennis Harmon" contest!

Dude, you can either have cubic feet (yard, meters, whatever) OR tons, but not cubic tons. You could also just shorten the term, since the proper scientfic terminology for anything over 2 million tons is "a buttload." FYI, for anything under .25 grams, it is "a bongload."

Just when Scotty was showing signs of redemption by dint of persistance and exhibiting a sense of humor, he's gotta go searching for the limits of what's acceptable in Spray. On the otherhand, the business of Retro trotting out the "my kid was tired and I had to go read him stories" struck me as a blantant attempt to add a warm and fuzzy spin to Retro's press release. I can just see it, "Mitch Merriman, tireless defender of the spirit of climbing's virtue, and dutiful father," as a voiceover with a heroic shot of Retro perched atop Bruce's Boulder, head lifted in profile, silhouetted against the sky with perhaps a distant American flag flapping in the breeze, his arm around a young boy looking up at him with adoration in his eyes. Damn Retro, are you running for county commissioner or something? [ 07-02-2002, 07:56 AM: Message edited by: RayBonbon ]

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: you DO NOT insult my friend's son and walk away unscathed and just walk away. Watch your back. Dennis Hey Retro, you got a leash for your little ankle biter? Don't get all huffy, I'm not talking about your kid, unless things are stranger between you and Dennis than we know...

Hey bubba, for your cell phone the service matters less than the phone itself. I recommend one of those with a retractable antenna, that way it won't hurt so much when shoved up your ass.

GOLF, as in golfing, stands for golf. It requires one to go out in the air with a sack full of clubs strapped to his or her back from which the person then pulls a club (different sizes, like cams) and whacks a small ball. It is a fun sport and you get to see birds and plant life and drink like a fish without drowning. Many people have given up spraying about "sport" rock climbing in order to pursue Golf because it is so much more fun and adventurous. Ray.

That would be me, Ray Borbon, and Cavey. We could perform the "whos on first" sketch from the summit of da Toof.

SK told me about that time you flashed her, and she couldn't help it, she started giggling and blurted out, "Its so cute, it looks just like a penis, but smaller."

quote: Originally posted by crazypolishbob: last time i checked my dick was still in your mouth twolip. Ahh, I see you're one of those closet cases that think if you let him suck you, it doesn't mean you're gay C'mon out of the closet Bobbi, it won't change anyone's opinion of you on this board, honest. And sucking cock for the Grateful Dead? Jesus, thats as revolting as you throwing your panties at Neil Diamond.

Bob, it don't matter what you climb, you will always be a little man. You're the kind of twit who studies yoga so he can suck his own dick, take pictures, and post it on the net using his momma's account. Your spray is running down your chin, jizz lips.

Oh gawd Harmon, say it ain't true. You have children? Talk about in danger of harm from massive egos...

Watch out Harmon, I hear those dastardly young sport climbers are importing some french specialist talent to deal with you...

17 years should be a long time, even for you thunder lizard.

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: Silly me. Dennis Ya, silly you. First off, everyone's got ethics, they just don't all agree with yours. I agree that rampant bolting is the shits, but that problem's been around a long time. If yer trying to deny the validity of sport climbing, you need a time machine, since that lil conversation happened awhile ago. And hey, clipping bolts can be fun, but that stuff just has to stay in its place. If current shit upsets you, paint a big ol A in a circle on your tee shirt, take a little direct action, and pull them little bits of steel. Fix the holes though, or your just as big an asshole as the original party. And be prepared to defend yerself cause the other side might have some feelings about it. Online whining is just like farting in your car, those faces you make just amuse anyone watching. What I really don't get is your hangup like gen-x shit in your beer. YOu ever see those old people marking time, waiting to die, cause all their friends are dead already? You're gonna be one of those bitter dickheads cuz those younger than you scare you so much. And watch out for Fred, spandex panties your saggy ass, he may be older and smaller than you, but hes a crafty bastard and he'll kick the shit out of you when you're not looking.

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: Basically, there are no ethics anymore. There are, however, plenty of Generation-X morons who think that by buying a rope and drills and calling themselves climbers they will both get laid and further their resumes. It's no wonder that so many hate America. Dennis Dennis, you are such a blithering pinhead. There are so many lardass old farts who blame the young, that its no wonder so many hate you. And what the fuck does scuba diving have to do with anything ya twit.

Speak for yourself, low libido boy.