Dennis_Harmon

Does anyone take English 101 anymore? Just curious. Dennis

Trask, I am inclined to go... but somehow I think that you're setting me up for a good ass-whupping because yours' and my political views seem to differ somewhat. You'll have to be smarter than that though. How about, I PM you and set the time and date and I'll be there. Be forewarned though...there are gorillas and there are guerillas...(better not ever confuse the two.) Dennis

No dickhead, But I assure you that I'm just as crazy as CPB, and will continue to lurk and harasse you for as long as you may live. Dennis

Went back and found the acronym, 'BBS' by Sk, and 'bbs' by Trask. I have to assume that this is indecipherable (encrypted) yuppie-speak and is not meant to be known by us "old farts." In your own words, "What's up with that, bitch?" Dennis

JayB, Life is unfair...and it's unfair that life is unfair." Edward Abbey

Jon and Tim, I find it ironic that today you threatened to censure me from this forum because of my being rude, and then I can't contact either one of you, not to defend myself... but to apologize. Talk (or more accurately-- write) about being rude! At least I can be found and contacted. I'll give my frigging home phone number to you if you want it (via PM of course.) But please, don't be righteous with me just because our political opinions differ. No...my comments were not PC, but I've heard a heck of a lot worse from your little avaricious 'in-crowd' of PC youth and, supposedly, some of your grown-ups as well. Dennis

Ya gotta be kidding me kiddo. Don't you think that might be a little overly ambitious for one weekend...even for Spiderman? Dennis

'Hardly Human' was my trail name on the AT. But, oh wait... guess that doesn't have anything to do with climbing does it. Dennis

Yea, I guess if I do get 86'ed from this forum I'll really miss corresponding with all of the brilliant minds out there on the super-info-idiot-highway. Dennis

For what it's worth, Jon just PM'ed me with a WARNING to chill. And I will. Wouldn't want to miss ranting and taunting you knuckleheads. Dennis

b-rock, You seem to have a bad case of potty mouth. I've heard that some soap and a good gargle with hydrogen peroxide can cure that. Try it, and please PM me with the results. Dennis

SK, "I do thank God every day that I live in a place where I can choose what I believe and don't have to buy one party line or the other." Gee, I thought that's what I was doing...and without fear of being censured by a bunch of flamming liberals for my beliefs. Guess not. Dennis

Thanks Retro, If you're under 30 and not a liberal, you don't have a heart. If you're over 30 and still a liberal, you don't have a brain. Dennis

And why female infanticide is illegal too. But that's O.K. We'll adopt them all to America so that ignorant red-neck racist Chinks won't have to raise them all by themselves. Dennis

Yes we are SlapHappy, Why not bolt on your own side of the range? Then you won't have to deal with us ignorant racist red-neck east siders at all. "Fuck the fungus heads... fuck 'em hard" Dennis

Allison, Some people of at least, "some Asian heritage." That's what I should have written... right? Dennis

Thanks for the cool slide-show. I'm jealous. Dennis

No Tex, I still think the way to go is to start our own Catholic diocese and have been checking around to see where I can find a good Pope hat (or a bad one for that matter) here in Wenatchee and nobody sells them. How about Eugene? You suppose they have to be special-ordered from a Pope supply company in Rome? Dennis

Figger Eight, I must admit that the term 'Chink' was derogatory, and in lieu, I should have used a more PC term such as 'Chinaman,' or better yet, 'Chinaperson'... so as not to insult any Chinese women. Perhaps 'persons of Chinese heritage' would have been more apropo yet, but my little fingers were getting tired. You have to admit, though, that they are a very enigmatical people. Unless, of course, you have them figured out. Dennis

Seriously though, I do lots and lots of tuna fishing and when I come home my feet smell just like tuna. What can I do about my tuna smelling feet? Should I use in-soles, foot powder or what? I really want to know! Dennis

Dang, Allison, you're the very first women I ever pissed off! I'm usually a very nice guy. Dennis

All right, whatever, Allison. If you want to talk about blisters then that is O.K. with me. I'd just ask that you stay off of my threads and out of adult conversations. Agreed? Dennis

I just figured it out. This RayBonbon guy and Richard Noggin are one in the same lurking homosexuals. Captain Caveman has nothing to do with them. Am I right, Capt'n? Dennis

Generation A-hole. I rest my case, your Honor. Dennis

Bellmontagne, Well stated and I don't have any arguments whatsoever. I'm listening. Dennis