Larry_the_Tool

I've been monitoring you assholes for some time now! Hey, why don't you idiots post some of those photos of yourselves tearing down Northwest Forest Pass signs again?

I'd like to jump in here to Alpinfox's defense for a moment. Alpinfox and I are proudly working to remove some of the crap that you climbers leave about wherever you go. I have Alpinfox remove the stuff that's up high because I can't drive up there. Registers are for trailheads and fee stations.

You Bastards better have yer trail passes!

Suckaz!

Get a life

Because All You Pussies Really Suck!

Damn you bunch of commie anarchists! I'll get you yet!

All this talk is quite disturbing. Apparently a lot of you have overlooked the fact that without a lot of hard, unthankful work on the part of our government workers, that you would have no where to play on the weekends. Without the Ranger Stations and the invaluable information dispensed from within, most of you would simply not be able to make it out of the parking lot. In this time of national crisis there is no extra money to support the nature lovers. Those of you who love your country and want to do your best to win the war on terrorism should show your support and go out today to buy your Northwest Forest Pass. Heck, go out and buy two!

Hey pumkin, I work in Leavenworth and can take you climin any time your sweet little heart desires. I gots me a nice new Ford Expedition too which I could use a little help breakin in if you know what I mean. Heck we wouldn't even need to pay for parking out at Icicle Creek, I gots me friends in high places if you know what I mean. Check your pms (heh heh) and lets hit it this weekend pumkin!

...you have my autograph.

That way I don't have to leave the parking lot to get you bastards anymore. I should be able to pick y'all offa the rock from a half mile or so. See ya this weekend kiddies.

Real men don't ask for sex.

Meet me at the icicle creek parking lot on Sunday at 11:30 (not too early you know). My beefy new Explorer needs to be broken in and you sound like the right philly for the job. Heck, I'll even give you a free Northwest Forest Pass and give you credit for trail stewardship. How's that for an offer you can't refuse?

We're looking to hire an intern / parking enforcement position for the icicle creek trailhead this season and Dan, I would encourage you to apply. We need more people who think like you. It's not close to Rainier, but as a government employee you'd at least be able to spend lot's of time surfing the web on one of my fancy new laptops researching the conditions of the DC. I just use it to watch porn. Apply at the Leavenworth Ranger Station by May 15.

You guys are so sensitive.

Funny how they all talk big but carry a short stick. You Birkenstock wearin pansies all quiver and whimper at the faintest glimmer of authority. Get real, I mean where would you park if it weren't for your big poppa Larry?

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: If I was Larry's boss I'd be laughing and filling it in the circular file. That's right, I just wiped my ass with that whiney piece of trash 15 minutes ago. The boss just showed it to me and we just about died laughing. I thought this asshole's gotta be kidding! You naive liberal pukes make me want to hurl. See you boys at the parking lot.

quote: Originally posted by Skisports: Just look at the date on the pass. my pass is last years also but it expires in june this year go figure Close enough for government work is what we always say around here.

I just wanted to say "You Suck" to the uncooperative people in the parking lot at Snow Creek on Sunday! You bastards really chap my hide! You smart alek pricks think you own the whole goddamn place, well I'm here to tell you you're wrong. I'm just trying to do my duty. It's not like I don't already have enough to worry about without a bunch of ecos gettin all bent out of shape because they have to pay for parking. Besides, if I write enough citations this season they'll make me a GS11!

The fees help keep our natural resources accessible to everyone. Why if it weren't for the Fee demo program, the USFS might just cease to exist as we know it. I really don't see what everyone is all bent out of shape about, we have to pay for these services somehow. Why if it weren't for someone taking care of the paperwork, organization, parking lot management, and citations imagine where we would be?