Larry_the_Tool

I've been monitoring you assholes for some time now! Hey, why don't you idiots post some of those photos of yourselves tearing down Northwest Forest Pass signs again?

I'd like to jump in here to Alpinfox's defense for a moment. Alpinfox and I are proudly working to remove some of the crap that you climbers leave about wherever you go. I have Alpinfox remove the stuff that's up high because I can't drive up there. Registers are for trailheads and fee stations.

You Bastards better have yer trail passes!

Suckaz!

Get a life

Because All You Pussies Really Suck!

Damn you bunch of commie anarchists! I'll get you yet!

All this talk is quite disturbing. Apparently a lot of you have overlooked the fact that without a lot of hard, unthankful work on the part of our government workers, that you would have no where to play on the weekends. Without the Ranger Stations and the invaluable information dispensed from within, most of you would simply not be able to make it out of the parking lot. In this time of national crisis there is no extra money to support the nature lovers. Those of you who love your country and want to do your best to win the war on terrorism should show your support and go out today to buy your Northwest Forest Pass. Heck, go out and buy two!

Hey pumkin, I work in Leavenworth and can take you climin any time your sweet little heart desires. I gots me a nice new Ford Expedition too which I could use a little help breakin in if you know what I mean. Heck we wouldn't even need to pay for parking out at Icicle Creek, I gots me friends in high places if you know what I mean. Check your pms (heh heh) and lets hit it this weekend pumkin!

...you have my autograph.

That way I don't have to leave the parking lot to get you bastards anymore. I should be able to pick y'all offa the rock from a half mile or so. See ya this weekend kiddies.

Real men don't ask for sex.

Meet me at the icicle creek parking lot on Sunday at 11:30 (not too early you know). My beefy new Explorer needs to be broken in and you sound like the right philly for the job. Heck, I'll even give you a free Northwest Forest Pass and give you credit for trail stewardship. How's that for an offer you can't refuse?

We're looking to hire an intern / parking enforcement position for the icicle creek trailhead this season and Dan, I would encourage you to apply. We need more people who think like you. It's not close to Rainier, but as a government employee you'd at least be able to spend lot's of time surfing the web on one of my fancy new laptops researching the conditions of the DC. I just use it to watch porn. Apply at the Leavenworth Ranger Station by May 15.

You guys are so sensitive.