Son_of_Caveman

Who's Mr. Mullet Fatboy? "Squeal like a Pig"

Heh Jake, Dru's no pussy. He may be the Spray King, but he also is a primo Canadian climber. His tick list reads like an encyclopedia. Don't be dissin' while yur pissin'.

Heh Jake, Dru's no pussy. He may be the Spray King, but he also is a primo Canadian climber. His tick list reads like an encyclopedia. Don't be dissin' while yur pissin'.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Here's to you. There is good and bad in every situation IMHO. To Anna and SK, two more ice lovelies- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager. Forever and ever, Barmen

Fuckin'-A baby!!! Single rocks. I'll get me a woman when I'm 70 and need some slipper fetchin'. Until then, I'm raisin' hell.

WTF?? I thought Dan's use of "Bull Dyke" was pretty humorous. Hey, if the shoe fits.

Anna, That means, women want to get laid once a month when they're ovulating...just for drill if nothing else. That's if they've only been married 5 years or less. After 5, all bets are off Boys. Best start scoping out the office talent. The reason men want it so much, is because women use it as a weapon. That's bullshit. No wonder divorce is a "given" these days. Am I wrong? I don't think so. [ 05-08-2002, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

Alright then, we bury the hatchet now. Now let's talk about important shit like gurlz, and booze, and fast cars, and shit like that. And remember, you can't say the "C" word here, save that for your bedroom banter.

Saddle-up Honey! I'm ready if you're not a dog. If you are, let me get good and drunk first.

Hey, I've been bachin' it for 5 years now, and my place is neat as a pin most times. It's easy. Men that can't pick up their socks and shit are just lazy. Those that don't care are slobs. But if we could lick our own balls...yeha! Just foolin' around, I like a good woman as much as the next guy. I just wish they didn't cost so much. (Now, if I just eliminated the body shampoo, that'd save $40 right there). [ 05-08-2002, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

You know why dogs lick their balls? Because they can. If men could lick their balls, it'd be adios to the women. Who'd need em' then? DOGS RULE

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm eatin' here...no geezer sex talk." ...just kiddin' Dwayner, you go right ahead and live your fantasys thru the Son of Caveman.

We can dance at a pube club if you want, Larson. I ain't skeer't of you. Marine Recon, SUCKA!

I GOT IT ... I GOT IT

Ideally, you should consume up to three drinks and smoke one to two bowls before you go out. AlpineK would make a good mentor. This ensures that you have a good time, whether or not you’re successful in the sack. A few words of caution, ­don't get too sloppy or you won't make it out the door. OK, you're there at the Pube Club, now what do you do? After socializing with the bros. for awhile, dancing is the easiest way to hook up with the mamas. Think about it, ­tons of gyrating bodies squeezed into a tight space dancing to Snoop's infamous lyrics. Now is your chance, ­you can either wait for the hottie to notice you, or you can chug the rest of your Keystone Light and make your move. Alcohol works in everyone's favor during the sacking process because it makes everyone seem attractive. Beware of getting sloppy drunk, however, because you could regret your choice the morning after. ouch! Once you've found your respective partner, you must decide whether to stay at the pub and lie about your climbing prowess, watch Becky pinch asses, or move on. Low-key petting is fine on the dance floor, but when hands disappear and moaning becomes audible, it is a good idea to find a different location. A room with a bed and no roommates is ideal. One-night stands happen. The sex can be great, or it can last for two minutes and the only thing you remember afterwards is when you fall off the bed due to drunkenness (Cpt. Caveman…take notes). ALWAYS USE A CONDOM and REMEMBER HIS/HER/GOATS NAME. One night stands are one night affairs, with no obligation or commitment to anything further. Kissing somebody or having sex with somebody does not obligate either party to be friends. Don’t worry about staying in touch. You’ll probably bump into each other at the Crags anyway. [ 05-08-2002, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

if you're horny, check out jman's latest post "at Muir on Saturday" thread. [ 05-08-2002, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

dru, what's all this about you flossing with women's pit hair?? gnarly

yeah right, and my harem is so large, they won't all fit under the 'big top'.

I think jkrueger is trying to get laid tonight. I haven't heard this much brown nosin' in years. Why not have your surgeon permanently sew your lips to SK's ass. [ 05-08-2002, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: Son of Caveman ]

quote: Originally posted by sk: Ironic isn't it?[/QB] back in the days when this g-string, wasn't

quote: Originally posted by Dru: [/qb] Projecting, yes. Dangling i would recommend a tighter gear sling [/QB] or nip tassels.

jkrueger, get serious. have you ever known a climber that didn't have his mind in the gutter?

To Each His Own I cannot change the way I am, I never really try, God made me different and unique, I never ask him why. If I appear peculiar, There's nothing I can do, You must accept me as I am, As I've accepted you. God made a casting of each life, Then threw the old away, Each child is different from the rest, Unlike as night from day. So often we will criticize, The things that others do, But, do you know, they do not think, The same as me and you. So God in all his wisdom, Who knows us all by name, He didn't want us to be bored, That's why we're not the same. "Oh brother..."