RuMR

I wasn't talking about the medical stuff

now this is a funny post...

bloodshot is not a 12, MrE...I think pax was asking for low .12's???

Freebase is good... SpankderMonk is amazing amazing!!!

nope...i saw vern posting about it though...maybe two ascents total?? I don't even know where its at though? Man, thrashing in tuff compared to smooth granite? I'll bet you'll lose a pound of flesh, but the extra texture will offset the slickness from the blood...

...and there is a no hands after the low crux to rest before heading up onto the slab where you can also rest the entire way until the roof...

5.11 slab? hardly, the thing is like 5.10 climbing...crux at low roof, crux at high roof with miles of easy climbing before and after... second roof, get your feet high in front of you and LOOK over the roof...(I'm 5'-5") so height is not an issue...

Those fokkers greased the damn goat...couldn't catch her and left my velcro mitts at home...shoulda borrowed yours...

you go gurl!

dammit...that's why they failed me!!

ahhh...i be stoopud...

very very difficult...you must tie in w/ a bowline around the waist, don yer kletterboots and thrash up a heinous sick 5 1/2" crack whilst dangling cowbellz from your tied over-the shoulder sling...any crying makes the test null and void and you have to come back when you are all growed up and more bigger...if you pass this, then you can lead!! Oh wait, you meant pulling on plastique w/ a bolt every two feet...still a difficult test though, as you may be dq'ed for laughter....

I guess the goat-shaggin is already out of the closet then

how are the little ones???

nah...i think she's just whispering to her friend how "well endowed" you are!

IMO...which isn't worth much, all of the gyms have some positives and some negatives and i seem to get more out of the "gym" experience more based on who i am climbing with... get yourself a motivated crew and either place is fine!

stone gardens or vw??

neener neener

you sound kinda like a "needy" type of guy...

jeezuz you're a baby...are you potty trained yet??

wow....sounds like my dad...

so orwellian...go with 2005

yeah...happy b-day...oh yeah...skiing sux too...sooner or later, you'll figger that out...

man, distel...that stuff looks like FUN!! You are gonna have to hook me up!!!