RuMR

no no i meant Metolius purple 00 tcu...

enormous willy? HA! Word on the street is your unit equals a purple tcu...

the portion of that route that is "5.12" is a tips section...which is face. Sitting on a fatty hand jam where he is, that is not the hard section... next...

in general...in general...duh... offwidths are the exception that proves the rule...

I've seen the "kids" who are climbing 13's and 14's walk up to 12+ crack and put it down in a couple goes. Even 12 crack climbing is fairly common. Last weekend I was all happy that I put down a 7c until my buddy ran up to tell me he just onsited a 7c. I'm still the most shitty climber in the group. Really though, grades don't matter that much. Just make sure your having fun. 12+ crack is essentially a face climb...plus, you are euro now, not US...that doesn't happen too often stateside, tim...

There's one in PA! Full blown sawed into a quarry...i believe it was bolted for pro though...

If you look in the old Climbing - Rock & Ice rags the hot flashes were Lynn Hill onsighting 12d or the amazing onsight on 13a. Now days dudes are gunning for "How to climb 5.13" instead of the 5.12 standard of being elite. It's funny how you can work your ass off to send a 12c and the kids these days casually say "oh it has a cruzin 5.12 finish". I'm getting so old then those same kids go fall off of a nice 5.10 cruiser valley route...

kevbeenedboned... you done playing in the street?

you know you wanna have his lovechild, dont'cha kix?

got a third ascent of La Rambla...

the skies to bring out the toolz in force... wanks!

fukin' snow...this bites...gives me the drips...

goddammit...not a dry rock around...fuck you, stay outta spray...go to the freshiedorkzone...

do you scream that when yer bitin' yer pillow?

NRG route#1 I don't want her route#2 You can have her route#3 She's too fat for me

Ok H2O, been cleaned out...wassup? :wassup:

why do you wanna meet one who's sober?

you can go look at my pic for a moon!

thanks mom!

yup...just goes to show that those portland folks are just plain nasty and gross...

I'm way over three. After getting fired (due to that little contract issue I posted about in the beginning of the month) I got a letter from my ex-employer letting me know that my identity was stolen and that I have to follow up on it. Then, I got a call from my mom letting me know that my uncle broke his pelvis in three places. Then she told me she has to go through another surgery and I'm the one who gets to take care of her for a week afterwards. There's some more stuff, but it's all equally boring. damn arch...take care of yourself and take it ez over the holidaze... PS...yeah, yer hot...

...or british tans...

british humor is about as good as british food...

Not many, but I think John Long is in that range... I think John Dunne is #1 as far as the heavies go... 5.13+/5.14 R/X...