Fence_Sitter

ride a bike

i have never heard so many cliches and overused phrases from one person as you

moi aussi

do i know you ass clown? dotn think so, so i guess you wouldn't really know would you?

nice

there is a fashion chapter...something about latering shorts over poypro...

now THAT is the only good advice i have herd yet..and from none other than whirlwind! thanks bra..this dood's burly too... people would beleive taht... haha... i wish it was as simple as a piss test... but alas... i have nto teh faculties to pass a lie detector test...palms go sweaty FAIL! breathing changes FAIL! heart rate changes FAIL! and so on... oh well.. i am past it...on to another better job... though i dont get to smell like cheeba everytime i go home...adn there aren't green crystals at this job...oh well

perfect sleeping bag for you $300 canadian down, -7c, 1.1 kg, good features...

yeah i read that a couplpe of days ago... crazy bastard was even warned about it...there are actually like 4 articles over the last week that have been published about it...guess that guy's career is ruined!

yeah, but how practical was that in my circumstance... they told me like 3 days before i had to take it...shit! i did it 2 days before they told me!

whatever anyways...who cares... you seem pretty aggressive today erik... something the matter? mabe you are taking all this shit a lil too seriously...

well...someone else seems to agree with me on the mary jane issue...as for workign with the govmnt...it was a great deal i worked for a week...got paid for 3 weeks... so whats the problem? and i dont give a rats ass if you passed your last UA... the question i asked was if you have smoked pot in the last 5 years (the question they asked me) actually they asked if it was in my posession, so a UA wouldn't even matter... so...whuttuvit angry hippie?

ok i didn't mean impossible...but what would the point be of trying? what do you think the percentages are... they guy at the testing place said 99.9% (obviously tha is overestimated in his favor) but it probably isn't mush lower than that... or else everyone would lie...

God I hat that trendy hippie hemp bullshit. I like pot, but keep that shit without thc away from me.

i dont know the spelling but the cafe by my school has torrefactione and their dark roasts are the shizz... great cause i can pick some up on my ride to school...

not really...its actually quite impossible...you have no control over what your body does in response to a lie...it is similar to the way some people blink when they are lying...

lets just say that you wouldn't have passed... if you have had in your posession in the last 5 years, any illegal substance...your done... so genius... how would you ahve done?

marijuanna i think is average a week...but i herd that it is longer if they check your hair...apparently it stays in there for months, but iguess no-oneever does that...dunno bout blow...

yeah and you can bike on the birk-gillman to there...so no drunken driving...jsut drunked spinning Did you know the pigs can actually give you a DUI for riding a bike wasted? How fucking idiotic is that?!?!? are you serious!?!? like with the same consequences as a vehicular DUI?!?!? is that only on the road, or anywhere?

i didn't fail the test... i told the truth... about certain things they didn't like in an employee...

I was joking about the $4.75 an hour. I'm a salaried pup doing alright for myself. If they get tired of me though, could this not be construed as performance related and instead fire me? I want my severance damnit! We're talking about enough cash to finance several trips to Deja Vu and the fall Rope-Up in L'Worth with a cooler full of beer. in that case...what if you 'injured' yourself and asked for some preferrential tratment...like (jsut an example from seinfeld) ask for your own bathroom...soemthing liek that where they are too hassled with keeping you on, but cant do anything about it...ya know... they cant refuse your disability requests... but they wouldnt wanna keep you on, so they would let you go and pay your severance...