I was joking about the $4.75 an hour. I'm a salaried pup doing alright for myself. If they get tired of me though, could this not be construed as performance related and instead fire me?
I want my severance damnit! We're talking about enough cash to finance several trips to Deja Vu and the fall Rope-Up in L'Worth with a cooler full of beer.
in that case...what if you 'injured' yourself and asked for some preferrential tratment...like (jsut an example from seinfeld) ask for your own bathroom...soemthing liek that where they are too hassled with keeping you on, but cant do anything about it...ya know... they cant refuse your disability requests... but they wouldnt wanna keep you on, so they would let you go and pay your severance...