Sounds like trask's position is that since Rainier does not erupt every day, one should go ahead and live and build on the lahars of suburban Seattle. That's fine, if that's the way he wants to live. What does it feel like to be entombed in a mudflow?
I was just making a joke about the Pointless Paranoia Resolver 9000™ pictured above. I was not being serious, but knew I would get an eager explanation, stat. Please, a side of 11 rounds with my inadequacy toy and could you super-size that? bwahaha
Don't worry they send forms by cannon. Just give 'em your address and they can set the azimuth and trajectory. Ever play a game of "ballistics"? bwahaha