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    A joke, for the hell of it...

    in Spray

    Posted

    quote:
    Originally posted by moron:

    Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads

     

    WOMEN'S ADS

    40-ish...................... 49

    Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends

    Athletic.................... No tits

    Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound

    Beautiful................... Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy

    Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor

    Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated

    Free spirit................. Junkie

    Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut

    Fun......................... Annoying

    Gentle...................... Comatose

    Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic

    New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time

    Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs

    Open-minded................. Desperate

    Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk

    Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic

    Professional................ Certified Bitch

    Redhead..................... Bad dye-job

    Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light

    Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray

    Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker

    Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself

    Young at heart.............. Old bat

     

    MEN'S ADS

    40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old

    Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR

    Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back

    Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you

    Free Spirit........... Banging your sister

    Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie

    Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack

    Good looking.......... Arrogant

    Very good looking..... Dumb as a board

    Honest................ Pathological Liar

    Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear

    Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy

    Mature................ Older than your father

    Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not

    interested

    Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls

    Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall

    Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks

    Very sensitive........ Gay

    Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once

    Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted

    Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts

    here erik

    [Wink]

    Howdy

    in Climber's Board

    Posted

    quote:
    Originally posted by jimmyleg66:

    Hi everybody - a big hello from British Columbia. Just wanted to say hi and break my cc.com cherry.

    is that the most wit you could muster? realy now, you'll have to do better than that. where is dru when you need him?

    [Roll Eyes][Roll Eyes]

    NAMES

    in Spray

    Posted

    I think eugene gets the prize for fewest members of pubclub...and shame on you all for not driving here and joining us. it is a mere 5 hours. [Razz]

    Ahoy ahoy

    in Oregon Cascades

    Posted

    quote:
    Originally posted by gapertimmy:

    there is a secret branch of the ksk, the kaskade sporto klan, that has a strong membership here in bend. we, err, they like to keep quiet on the boards for the fear taunting from their ktk arm that disowned them due to their outlandish spandex and dangling ear rings

    Timmay, I wore my hot pink spandex when last at smith, I climbed and searched in the hot sun for the secret ksk club house...but alas it was all in vain... I did not find you,er them.

    [Frown]

    Ahoy ahoy

    in Climber's Board

    Posted

    quote:
    Originally posted by gapertimmy:

    there is a secret branch of the ksk, the kaskade sporto klan, that has a strong membership here in bend. we, err, they like to keep quiet on the boards for the fear taunting from their ktk arm that disowned them due to their outlandish spandex and dangling ear rings

    Timmay, I wore my hot pink spandex when last at smith, I climbed and searched in the hot sun for the secret ksk club house...but alas it was all in vain... I did not find you,er them.

    [Frown]

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