I agree with and relate to all this. But it leaves out a handful important points of bigwalling:
1. You must be able to shit in a bag in front of your climbing partner.
2. You must be able to pretend you don't see your partner doing that very same thing just a few feet away from you.
3. You must be able to take an unwrapped Jolly Rancher from your partners hand (right after surviving Step 2) and saying "Thanks" with a smile on your face.
Then, and only then, can you call yourself a bigwaller.
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I like sour apple jolly ranchers.