I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will
never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No
one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free
trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of
who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup
for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer.
The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got
a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
A little from the old guy.
