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  1. ivan

    festivus in february

    fucking birthday balloons
  2. ivan

    festivus in february

    rain after snow
  3. ivan

    festivus in february

    sweet jesus larry, you oughta be able to fill 10 pages all by yer lonesome - get to it, eh?
  4. i think i speak on behalf of the tribe when i say - bastard try to stay away from the zika, eh? yer brain was too tiny already...
  5. ivan

    festivus in february

    spray's been a bit deficient these past few years, thought i'd see what i could do to bring it back feel free to make a contribution, eh? what pisses you off these days? - here's one for me at this exact moment: contact dermatitis from fuck-knows what, though apparently for months now i keep messing with it
  6. ivan

    festivus in february

    ill-tempered swedish terrorists
  7. ivan

    festivus in february

    the tea massacre
  8. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who eat sushi w/ chopsticks
  9. ivan

    festivus in february

    crawfish
  10. ivan

    festivus in february

    rated-g war movies
  11. ivan

    festivus in february

    the firth of forth
  12. ivan

    festivus in february

    people who use the word "holistic"
  13. ivan

    festivus in february

    esperanto
  14. ivan

    festivus in february

    most any movie longer than 90 minutes
  15. ivan

    festivus in february

    the belief that journalism can ever be free of bias
  16. ivan

    festivus in february

    convenient epiphanies
  17. ivan

    festivus in february

    pancakes
  18. ivan

    festivus in february

    anarchic autocrats
  19. ivan

    festivus in february

    being caught in flagrante delicto
  20. ivan

    festivus in february

    coutius interuptus
  21. ivan

    festivus in february

    tinea cruris
  22. ivan

    festivus in february

    the price differential between the various colors of peppers
  23. ivan

    festivus in february

    the relentless passage of time
  24. ivan

    festivus in february

    nostalgia
  25. ivan

    festivus in february

    the penny
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