Here's how the Taiga warranty works:
"Hi, I bought this jacket here last week and I just noticed it has a tear in it."
"No. You ripped it."
"Why would I do that?"
"I don't know but it wasn't ripped when you bought it."
"So basically, you're doing nothing for me?"
"It's your responsibility before you buy."
"To make sure that you've done your job?"
&c., &c., &c.