Necronomicon

So SEXY!! Nothing starts off the day like a pressurized mouthful of hot, acrid, bileous PUKE!!!

Technicolor YAWN! Boot! "Bruu...bruuuu..BRUUOUGHHHH!!! Hurl! Yack! Gack! Blow Chunks! I know you're all doing it! Barf into my hands, and I'll eat it for a dollar, Party Boy! Dry heave 'til your ass comes out your mouth!! Boot Story #1: Did Seven Beer Bongs, booted on way to bathroom, sprayed puddle with fire extinguisher. RUDE!!

MisterE: Bestiality is illegal in most states. Myself, and your close friends, feel it is important for you to know this. You can stop.

The irony here is beyond rational analysis.

Drul's taking the LEAD!!! with michael_rectum close behind, pun intended. Not my choice, but certainly worth consideration.

All this drivel...time to lay down the law

CALIFORNIA DEVASTATION 2003-2004!!!! "This is NEWSTIPS, live on the scene. As you can see from the pictures of the dead babies, and the little kid shreiking tears over his mother's corpse, things are bad down here. It appears as if the hell-spawned reek-mouthed Angle of Death has spread his wings over Southern California. It's aweful. Just AWEFUL. If I didn't feel morally compelled to do my job, I'd be back home safe with my family, instead of exploiting these poor people's misery in order to gain advertising dollars.

thats the salton sea ya moron. got a better idea of the scope of the fires now? It finally hit home...oh my god...oh my god...oh my god...

Get a life. I probably don't post even half of the trips I do. What a waste.

I think I read about her somewhere...can't place it...

I can't help who I are.

Not true..I have a set of nuts and a probe. yeah...a "probe"...do you mean a "nut tool". It's called a "nut tool", not a "probe".

Veggie puts in his vote for michael_layton...no resume..

Trask is automatically disqualified, because he doesn't own any climbing equipment.

So far: Minx Catturd Scot'teryx and no one has yet to receive my resume.

#1 Camalot #7 Stopper 3 carabiners 1 shoulder length sling

You want the T-Shirt SO BAD, but you have to EARN it, douche vapor.

The list grows...

Trask: The first with the courage to speak...but no resume for you

I am deeply, and personally, offended.

Most Shameless Chestbeating Attention Whore.

I was hoping to start a poll to determine the most shameless chestbeater on this site, but I'd like some input first. Who is the biggest attention whore around here? (The first person to correctly identify my choice will receive a signed copy of my climbing resume, and will automatically be entered into a drawing to receive a "Necronomicon: America's Hardman" T-Shirt.)

RPS Gambits(from the world RPS Website): R-R-R: The Avalanche P-S-S: Paper Dolls P-P-P: The Beauracrat

I didn't do it...

Thanks, you sick fuck. Arson isn't funny. Disco induced conflagrations are.