Necronomicon

Billcoe lummox X 2 NecroDickHead Sphinx Klenke Tomcat

I spent last week in Penticton. What a scene! It went from smelling like a forest fire to smelling like burnt refridgerators. The water bombers flew overhead non-stop. You could see the houses burning...pretty sad. Meanwhile, the Ironman Triathlon is going on and all the hotels are "No Vacancy", with 30,000 local evacuees staying at secondary schools. Retarded. (For the science geeks like myself, the fire had a HUGE plume of water vapor condensing over the top of it. Way cool.)

Starting with... Billcoe lummox Sphinxturd Tomcat Please augment as necessary.

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Awsome... To tell ya the truth, if it were up to me, all child molesters, and rapists would be on death row standing in line to have their peckers or pussies chopped off and the left in a cement shower where they would bleed to death... God made this sick fuck, too!! What a Holy Sadist!! God is Great!!!

If a person is about 6', and a foot above the bolt, they would fall about ten feet with rope stretch. AND, you're a stupid TWAT lummox, BTW.. Note: this is the start of the official "you're a twat, no, you're a twat" thread as distinct from the original accident report.

Key role in "Starship Troopers" as the SS-esque psy-ops warrior.

Speaking of...took the Subby (legacy) from Penticton to B'Ham in 3:50 last night. Sporty!!

If this is ture, wouldn't it also then be true that "God" created this fuck? YES!!! God created this fuck so that he could rape little boys! God is GREAT!!!

God does all things! He even has child raping ex-catholic priests strangled in prison. God is GREAT!!!

Here is the proof.

Brutal. You did the right thing by leaving, since you didn't see the accident. You'd only have been in the way when the Pros showed up. Take care, -J

Chehalis: 4 Necro: 0 Next time: Crampons on sandals. That should do the trick.

I was thinking more like $500-600. $2500 makes me want to hurl, and there is no way I can justify spending that much cash for the stuff I want to do with a DV camera.

Paleoanthropologists hypothesize that the main reason why humans turned from a mobile hunter/gatherer "lifestyle" and developed stationary agricultural societies is due to the fact that the worlds weather patterns were in a chaotic state that eventually settled into the patterns that we now observe. The predictability of the seasons allows you to plant crops, harvest etc. But the relationship between the Earth and it's gaseous atmosphere is such that the stability that we now observe, on a global level, could at any time become turbulant. Good luck getting over that.

I'm about to bite the bullet, but I'm looking for the best featured/lightest/smallest/most cost effective solution. Who's using what? What do you do with it? What did you pay for it? Etc, etc... Thanks a bunch, -J

...and then I put it in the pipe and roast it with one of those mini-torch butane lighters. The high is brief but intense. Don't tell my wife, she'll fucking kill me if she finds out I'm on the stuff again.

Leave Dan Rather out of this...

When I was growing up, I went to work with my step-dad at a condo at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston. The place was SWANK, let me tell you. They were doing the drywall, among other things, and I was the slave for the day. I went to use the bathroom, and found this funky looking toilet next to the real toilet. Having no clue at the time as to how the other half lives, I could only imagine that it was washing your feet or something. I fiddled with the handle, and WOW, water gushing up from the weird drain at the bottom and literally blasting away at the unpainted ceiling. I backed away, in a panic, with water "douching" the ceiling. Regaining composer, I shut off the water, but the drywall on the ceiling was trashed. My step-father and his colleague were none too thrilled...And that is how I trashed the ceiling of a bathroom in a multi-million dollar condominium at the Ritz-Carlton in Boston with a bidet that I thought was a foot washer.

I didn't know you were a single blond woman!!

Drove Duffy Lake Road on Monday, just got back. The central colouir on Joffre is missing snow at the entrance, and about half way up, FYI, although you could probably work it out on the rock. -J