Because he sucks as a guitar player, compared to Van Halen, Malmstien, Vai, and Satriani.
oh my gawd you poor pathetic wretch. next you will turn to the perfectly placed notes of our local wunderkind, kenny g. what could be suckier than perfect note placement in the service of PAP? if i wanna hear some propaganda, i'll listen to friggin' the carpenters cuz the irony isn't so painful at least.
"sucks as a guitar player, compared to poodle, chihuaha, corgy and oh shit you suck.