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Being a dumbass flatlander, lets see...? 1) Dog leash as a gear sling, cause dog chewed gear sling. 2) Sand wedge as climbing axe...

Never mind the Lynx, it's the "Oregon Cougars" that men need to watch out for. Oregon Cougar, n. 40 + woman seeking to shag the bag off of any much younger male.

Rudders suggests that everyone try filtering some Hurricane through the kidney...

Lambs slide on Longs... Legalize the weed an I will say thank heaven.

Is that the kind of Orange bitch you had?

take it to yard sale pal.

Mt. Shasta Although these yuckos do not shit all over themselves they kinda, in a weekend warrior kinda way try to explain why they climb. Their words brought a small tear to my eye!

I think that it would be, "did not learn and died!"

Does this mean that skis are essencial to a happy round trip?

No matta' how much Scotty' Diamond gits out, no matta' how much he posts, no matta' how sheeit he manages his real own sucka'al web site, Scotty'Diamond be still,as Alpine K states, "one downtight bastard, such an downtight fuck." ah' am wid Alpine K... Quit bein' some bitch...

I am gonna take tele skis and hustle up the N Milk Creek Gully and most likely ski down the same way from where I came. I just have some nice boots I wanted everyone to see how good I look in them. Thanks

I love riding the frshiez autosig's coattails. During my daily routine as an educator at a public high school, Although I highly value and plan to have a satisfying experience, ie., climbing and summiting Mt Shasta via the Hotlum Headwall Ice Gully, summiting is not the end result for me. The entire experience is the draw that keeps me coming back. The preperation, such as the food, map,beer purchase, convincing the girl to fly out, and picking her and her gear up. Driving there college road trip style (girl is for road dome) and not being arested. Getting to the trail head and packng my sack with the minimum amount of gear and heading of into the wilderness with the feelings of anticipation. Then the actual route finding and physical issues are all that matters, as well as keeping the girl at a pace that will not kill her. And so on. What I am getting at is that for many even the summit via the hardest route is not enough, however, since I live and work in a "shitbag," a safe and adventerous outdoor experience is all that I yearn for.

Save the two climbers on a rope with tons of spread between them for the big glaciers in Alaska. Go with Iain's suggetsion!!! Special note!!! All of the climbers on a rope team should be completely versed in safe alpine traveling techniques and avalanche awareness procedures. !!!If you do not know, then you should not go!!!!!

"I don't know about the alcohol.Once the reaction occurs, the oil is bound to skin proteins and can't be washed off." You are right Norman, thats why you burn the shit outta your body. As for the mangos, if you do not have floss avoid mangos!

Next week I am planning on climbing Mt. Jefferson via the North Milk Creek gully, traversing the summit pinnacle, and descending via the south west ridge to regain the PCT. Is this a death mission or a will a good time be had by all. Please give me some insight… Where you at G.T?

thanks for the in depth clarification Panther, nice work.

quote: Originally posted by To The Top: I see two Panthers attacking a Mountainman. Old cougars using foul language usually attract young men in smokey bars looking for some hard cock. So does that make an older man/men using a message board to pick up younger men with foul language a panther/panthers? I am confused and hope that this is not the case.

I see that no one has touched on the old east coast method of getting rid of the poison by drying it out by burning it out quick and fast. A huge jug of rubbing alcohol, a spray bottle and a hot shower are all that are needed (the rubbing alcohol may be substituted with bleach or gasoline, however I have aleays used the rubbing alcohol. Stand under the shower with the water spraying at the hottest possible temprature that can be tolerated. Soak the afflicted areas until the burning feeling goes away. Then spray the alcohol onto the afflicted area (soaking the balls takes some big ones) and let seep in for about five minutes, continue covering all areas for the entire five minutes with the mist function. Then wash off and repeat. After this all takes place, the itching will subside and the poison will no longer be a bother. This also works for poison oak, as I got hit hard last week.

Freshiez autosig, so badass! NPR noon sideshow, hurtin!

I may be swinging your way Cap Jr...

They sure are tough action suits Greg W... Feathered friends in Seattle makes an 8,000 meter suit that comes in the same color scheme. When the big mountains call I will be wearing one...

The movie version of the "harrowing 18-mile trek to freedom" will be replaced with the Airwolf reunion to help boost sales to the thirty somethings in the viewing audience. Or not... The whole NPR nooner has me spun...

"Neutrogena's anti-acne body wash with an exfoliating puff or loofa?" What the fuck? Are you the tool is the question... Get some Doc Bronners and wash the entire body down after adventuring. As for the puff or loofa, what the fuck?