Marty

Dude, how can you not want to support Marty Bland? I'm out here fighting for what's right in the world. People like you make me sad shanichols. Peace to your mother, and if she's dead like that one quy that I posted that to, I apologize in advance. P.S. Buy my guidebook. Read it and it will: 1. Increase your redpointing up to 1 whole number grade- 5.10-5.11 and so on. 2. Teach you to gain the techniques required to land that special promotion at work. 3. Teach you how to win friends and influence people, who you need to succesfully take over the world with. 4. Give you longer and stronger erections. 5. Take hair from those unwanted areas, and transfer it to the areas that you were thinking that "hair should grow here". 6. Not only soothe the body, but soothe the mind in ways only known to 33rd degree, zen ninja's. Essentially, after reading Inland Northwest Rockclimbs, by Marty Bland, you will pretty much have the ability to, at will, dematerialize into a Ricky Martin "type" state of existence. It's a powerful book. Handle with care, and grace be with you on the astral plane of menudo.

This is an interesting post. I see young Donny is once again experimenting with piracy. This time it's different Donny. This time your not navigating the seat, (yes seat) of Fletcher, as the dreaded seaman, "Nutbeard the Butt Pirate", this time you're messing with me and how I feed my family. Donny, if you start posting copyrighted info on the internet, you're going to need more than brass knuckles when I get a hold of your scraggly little, balding, mullet, ass. Be afraid Donny. Be very afraid. Maybe next time your and Fellatio, I mean Fletcher, are out at Dishman trying the impossible Dyno, check that bolt you're all jumping around on, OK? Is it really a bolt or just a nut and hanger glued to the wall? I'll get you Donny, I really will.

Who the Hell are you NormanJohnson? PM me so we can have some words in person or shut up.

Donny I don't care about you pullin' your pork in front of NJ sister's face, that's something I would expect of you. I would also expect that you would, (with your penchant for environmental damage) also cut down trees and "party" while trying to send "Z crack". Did you do it or not? Quit trying to sidestep the question with your stupid white trash ranting.

4-wheel drives, chainsaws, broken glass, 2 stroke motor oil, campfires, and graffitti could be the work of only one man... Donny El Douche' Bag Baker. Tell us Donny, did you and Feltcher have a redneck rendezvou up at Minnehaha or not? Did you or didn't you say to Fletcher, in a moment of campfire and gasoline stench, "Fletcher, I just can't quit you cowboy". Get a hold of yourself boy and focus on rockclimbin, not rump wrestlin'. A Minne is too beautiful a thing to waste, OK Donny? Also, if you didn't commit this atrocity, I'm sure that you've done something just as bad in the past so you should suffer for this one, just because. Peace out, and word to your mother, tool.

Donny, your mama didn't raise no quitter. I learned a valuable lesson from the really super, awsome, good looking people who post on this site and it's to "never give up trying because nothing is imposssible in rockclimbing". You see Donny, even though the dyno looks impossible you just got to keep at it and "belive yourself up the route", and after enough "belief", physics will no longer apply. I'ts just like the Dali Lama's search for the magic carpet ride on the 14th transcendental, longitudinal, hyperbolic, plane, if you can envision this sort of state. Keep at it little trooper. Best wishes, Marty. Oh, and also, what do you think that thing will go at when you "Get er' done"?

Sobo. Short for Sober or Somber? Not into joking I see. Dear God, why do all the posts on Cascade Climbers have to degenerate into name calling and ethnic slander? It is so sad. And God, why is that Marty such a bad, bad, man? Why is he such a drunken indian, nazi-fascist, penis puller? Dear God, please kill him and all those of his name calling, mama slandering ilk and then it will be just me and the unicorns, frolicking in the forest. But Lord, if you can't kill all those name calling bullies, please send a messiah. A sort of voice of reason. Lord, give us a pindude or a normjohnson. Thanks Lord, Amen. Who the Hell is Donny Baker anyway?

Sobo, you're nothing but a lousy, terd sniffin', Palastinian Jew. And your mama's so fat.....

Donny are you more of a white trash sort of fella or one of those white guys who trys to act like they're black? Your posts are really white trash but I think in person that you might actually be more of a wigger? Also, since you and Fletcher seem to be so close on this "cutting edge" route, why don't post some sort of climbing resume to back it up? You've obviously done at least v12 and some 5.14 to be seriously attempting this route. Tell me this is true.

Dear Donny Dipshit, Maybe you and your little homo friend, Felcher, I mean Fletcher, can do a dyno from the parking lot up to chimney Rock. It's just about the same difficulty as that dyno at Dishman you said you've been trying. KEEP YOUR MOTORCYCLE IN THE TRAILER PARK WHERE IT BELONGS! mullet boy.

Send the parkour guys out. Donny most likely is a misguided gym boy and not a parkour guy so he doesn't have to worry about sending. He should go work on something his speed and not a 5.11 with a 10ft blank zone.

1 1st pad, full hand below your waist. That's 1 hand.

G, perhaps my previous post wasn't clear. What I'm saying is that your FEET would have to travel about 5ft vertical from their launch site to the peak of the jump. On top of this fact is you could't really bend your knees in order to wind up for the jump. Get it? I belive in the 9 ft dyno. I don't belive in the 9 ft dyno without a wind up.

Sexual, unless Donny has a Michael Jordan hanging around in his family tree, he doesn't got a prayer. Like I said, your feet will have to travel about 5ft from take off to peak of jump, from a strait legged, standing start. I belive this is called levitation. Maybe it would be better if Donny was related to David Blaine or Shazzaam or something. Donny IS out of his element.

Dear Retard, (or Donny or whatever) Unless your vertical leap is about 5 feet from a strait standing postition forget about that route. It used to have a red tat, then a bolt on hold, and now nothing to get through the blank spot. Pack your stuff and go try a 5.11 that actually has all the holds. Good luck.

Type or google it. I just clicked it and it took me there.

Rock Fax's, Islands In the Sky, covers all the good stuff. I think they sell it off www.rockfax.com. This is the best bang for your buck and its a cool guide as well.

Yeah, good idea. Rudy go buy the book from one of the stores in Spokane, then I'll sign it for a buck fity. Its worth it. Best book ever. Lots of secrets to life and shtuff. Not only will your climbing abiltiy improve a number grade after reading this book, but your sexual performance, satisfaction, and your partners pleasure will increase a number grade as well. I guarantee it and stand by that promise. Marty Bland That goes for the rest of you as well. Buy my book.

Im sitting here looking at about 1700 copies. Want to buy one?

Replace all the shuts you want to on my routes. Those big red ones that I use (I don't know if I was using them back then) are bomber. In fact it takes some serious rigging to even open them enough to get a bolt through so I wouldn't worry about them. I do remember using a lot of welded shuts on routes and feel free to replace.

It was -2F this morning (I ended up gettting all excited about taking ephedra last night and over did it a bit so I never did get to bed. Not only did I wash my car and shovel all the snow out of my yard, I ended up mowing the lawn as well). Nice dry, crisp temps for sending the proverbial, "Ultra desperate". Just won't be able to breathe is so F-ing cold.

Rudy, you could post 60% more on this board if you started taking it

But im the sharma of the south hill in spokane

Hell yeah

Ephedra is OK for you. People I know, and myself have used the stuff for years. Some in the morning, some in the noontime, some before evening workout. And of course some before climbing. We uped the doses as time went on because you will build a tolerance. My main climbing partner has taken soo much at one sitting that he's puked from it, but not died. If I remember correctly there were less than 200 deaths related to ephedra, and these folks were super overweight, had heart or organ problems/complications, or lived on the stuff. And it was only like 200 deaths which is nothing compared to the population that used the herb with no problems. What we learned: Great for training and workouts. Tons of energy for an excellent session. After using it so much, getting off of it will be the worst, and least energetic week of your life. It sucks. It will suppress appetite and keep the weight off. Like Caffeine but clear, w/o jitters once you are used to it. Gets you too wound up for some types of climging. Bad for technical, good for thuggy. Makes you piss a lot. Can cause insomnia, but learning how to take it will fix this. It's not bad for you but maybe it's not good for you either. Even Steven