specialed

yup isnt' successfull attempts an oxymoron?

Coach

DFA, next time you hear grown folks talkin'.... SHUT THE FUCK UP and go play with your STICK clip.

Toxic SHOCK at Index is way tits too

That reminds me, we ran into Alan Steck in J-Tree this weekend. Dude's still out cranking. My partner was asking him about routes he'd done on Glacier Point Apron and El Cap, and he was like No never done anything there, but we did do this one route on the north face of Sentinel... He said he didn't spend much time in the valley, because he was up north climbing in... the Coast Mountains. I guess he did the 3rd ascent of Waddington. Cool.

The beer's just like the route: unique and refreshing

5.8 hands/fists/chimney thrutchfest Ughhh!!!

Mine's Old Style at the Malamut.

Bootied two neutrinos this weekend at J-Tree!!!

motor boating or faggy kayak boating?

i was talkingabout this last night. why use to biners to turn a shoulder length into a draw? all you are going to do is lengthen it once you use it. waste of energy!!!! For stopizzles my nizzle. I mean for stoppers bro But besides dat you right. Alpine runner rack: 4 long quickdraws, 1 short quickdraw, 2 doubled up shoulder lenghts like the one's erik's bitchen about, 5 sewn slingers with biners on em worn over the shoulder.

I be outta here May 12th for good.

Pete_a has got some nice ski mtneering pic's in the gallery. Right on Pete_a!!!

If your dick is hanging from your chin, you must have Chestnuts

Those fuckers have no arms !!!!

Voltaire also said "If God didn't exist, man would have created one anyway." ...or maybe that was Doestoyevsky, or was it Tolstoy quoting Doestoyevsky, or Tolstoy quoting Voltaire... what the fuck ever one of those existentialists.

Anyone know Dino's real name????

Don't complain bro, those proportions are conducive to cranking down hard But i can relate. I've got super long arms and legs, broad shoulders, and no waist. Nothing EVER fits right.

Maybe rapped off the end of his ropes from the high anchor. I think a 60m barely reaches, but a 50m doesn't right?

trollerific

Whilst wearing the french maid outfit? please post pics ... Please don't post pics!!!!

You may be closer to Smith Rock but you'll be a lot further away from good climbing.

Yeah no shit. Hoppalong Cassidy for President 2004