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naw, that ain't rumdoodle, it's the riffenberg, or analouge...

you guys should all lighten up, this isn't reality here duh. maybe we could get togther at a bar every week?

remember, the clown always laughs

that was very funny trask, i liked it. i'd be happy to put a bullet in teddy, but the kevlar falsies, i'm peddling them to the playtex cross your heart people... it's in the global domination five year plan...

oh, but trask, the greatest fool is the one who doesn't care when others laugh at him... ..teddy r's making me do it!

i know the approach, but it's going to cost ya....

planet loser diplomatic attaches follow with greetings....

planet loser leader approaces!

there's some great alpine bouldering up in the marmot basin between fortress and chiwawa peaks from trinity... they're about 7 miles up the trail and then a half mile bushwack to get to some great camping with water, right by plenty massive boulders, some with nice crack. i haven't brought chalk or shoes up there but slogged a few in mountain boots, it'd be worth an extra two days i think. i'll head in there this fall i think, and shoot some pictures after ropeup...

you should stop looking in the mirror, sphinx-ter! ha ha you have confused strong and weak again, you're mama must say "you're so strong, baby," when you go home crying to her after having brushed the shadow of someone as badass as me, boy... and get this. you people are hilarious. i throw a climbers party in leavenworth that is netting over a thousand dollars in free gear to give away, free beer and food, and you guys bitch about it. i post about my office, great view, and free beer, and you guys bitch i get the access fund and the forest service cooperating in leavenworth, and you guys bitch. i met the mayor and he's buying me a new g5, and you guys bitch i meet the luit governor and prelude him with climbing access, and you guys bitch where planet are you losers posting from, pathitics ville, in dipshit land, on planet negativity??? what a bunch of shmucks!! i smell a few last free brain cells burning in jealous rage out there somewhere, who is it? alpine K (no, he needs all the ones he's got), "marylou", babnick? or maybe it's sphinxter, wetting his pants at same time to put out fire in his ass fur brains he lard asses around....

you suckas love to hate the strong and good, losers

so if i keep posting about me being a total whore to teddy and the man, my ass could hold a fireplug, makes me look stupid?how I'm going to bitch slap me into another county at a picnic? About my mom leaving me out on the rocks so long when i was a toddler my brain went scrambled from all the knocks? How I slept with two sisters and their mom? I'm just trying to ensure i can still spray with flair, you shameless trolling hussy, trask...launch the cow carcasses via trebuchet without delay!

i think he'll be able to get the idea across now, thanks for all the corrections... go hound dawg!

can i still post about me being a total hosebag?

still getting a kick you guys are so fond of my goings on... and spincter, i'd have you down to the office for free beer, but i don't think 1) that i'd like you and 2) you're old enough to drink. going to have a beer with lunch and ogle the last hot chicks of summer from my office up above....go forward with the planning for global domination via Ruxpin Productions next spring we host a big media climbing day over in leavenworth about climber's access issues and self policing code of alpinists and climbers generally. watch for it! but i don't thnik you'll be tagging along on that one, sorry.

this is all bastard american german, i haven't seen the inside of a german classroom for almost twenty years and don't travel enough to keep up on it... and wanderlust is a key component of german culture, they love to "walk" many kilometers over the mountains and thru the forests to go see friends in other cities.

ich mochte schnee und berg, ich bin ein hund auf die alps! Skilaufing und Schnee schlafen is gut, ober mit du, ich mochte die warmzig alternativ. i like snow and water ice, i am a dog of the alps! ski touring and sleeping in snow is good, but with you, i like the warmer alternative! go spring those on the ladies, swinehund! Raus raus! auf die haus! Up up, out of the house!

oh, and, "Beste ist besten, am bestem." Best is best cheap.

Gemutlecheit means excellent! say it like a dude from california, alles gut, machs gut, same type of thing.... Ich bin ein alpinist should hit the mark, but i don't think alpinist is german word... Sie muchten Wandel mit mich? would you wander the mountians with me? and sounds like fondle, so you can segue into that if she warms up to you... hope those help bro- and a quick quote about fate "Herrgott wurfelt nicht" god doesn't play dice, by Einstein, a german... it should explain the mountian climbing thing with a dismissive wave of the hand while uttering this one and help impress the ladies. although bastard pidgin german, it works if you play dumb and don't talk much. hope these are helpful for you, it landed me a few fraulein (and the german girls are so much more liberated about sex then our repressed american ladies, lovely as they are....)

actuallly, spicnter, my office at my other job affords me a million dollar view of the Sound, the Olympics, a bunch of people watching, and a cooler full of free beer at anytime and my own key... drives a LOT nicer than garbage truck, which it sounds like you are familiar with?

all of you guys sound like you'd fit in great with the management style at that place, I'm glad to be done with it. next year we're going to exhibit at outdoor retailer, i believe. enough with the small time retail crap.

...what about the 900 fill issue, "mary lou?" did you see, babnik has the hots for you??

...see trask, exactly what you said!

check fish/tech weenie pages for any definitive independant posts on the internet about protection and pieces. but not to say it's inclusive, but exhaustive, and fed by a bunch of industry testing reps not affiliated to fish products by anything other than their love of climbing safety

no way! not the way you circle gauys are so "fond" of me! thanks for all the attention. I guess a few innocent posts about a fictional woman can break you guy's day and turn you into a bunch of pontificating idiots!you flips turned it into a troll. go back and look at the post and really read what you posted... and, babnik. you know what i mean. let's go dancing, sometime, kid. I'll show you the town!