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Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Clubs and bells, your servant, don’t forsake him Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Downy sins of streetlight fancies Chase the costumes she shall wear Ermine furs adorn the imperious Severin, severin awaits you there I am tired, I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years A thousand dreams that would awake me Different colors made of tears Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather Shiny leather in the dark Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Severin, severin, speak so slightly Severin, down on your bended knee Taste the whip, in love not given lightly Taste the whip, now plead for me I am tired, I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years A thousand dreams that would awake me Different colors made of tears Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don’t forsake him Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

Simulate the gods.

October 4 in Garibaldi:

Since this is turning into major music-nerd wankfest let me also mention Buckethead and Fred Frith.

Snakefinger

*****w00t*****

Does your GF know you're feeling Curmudgeonly? Is she jealous?

What about the School of Hard Knocks?

Norway isn't free. Its' taxes are too high. Norwegians are slaves of the Scandinavian socialist groupthink. They are #16 on Bush's list of countries to bring bombs and freedom to - they DO have oil.

Cthulhu

No one crapped that... its animal or human entrails.

you would die.

On the bloody morning after, Annabelle Bond rides away.

There's 6 inches of freshiez above about 5000' in the SW BC area and more fallin today. FRESHIEZ

They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast.

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0001247.html

The long-necked marine reptiles of the dinosaur age had a taste for shellfish, two Australian fossils reveal. Palaeontologists had thought elasmosaurs used their exceptionally long necks simply to catch fish. Elasmosaurs evolved from marine reptiles called plesiosaurs, which first appeared more than 200 million years ago. With a small head on the end of a long neck, and flippers on its body, elasmosaurs looked so odd that an unidentified Victorian palaeontologist called one "a snake threaded through the body of a turtle". Later researchers considered elasmosaurs highly specialised for catching free-swimming fish and squid-like animals, a belief supported by the discovery of fish bones in the bellies of North American fossils, along with stones the animals had swallowed, probably to control buoyancy and aid digestion. Now two Australian fossils show elasmosaurs also ate slow-moving sea-floor animals. One fossilised stomach cavity contained fragments of bivalve and snail shells, while the other contained pieces of crab shell. Both stomachs also boasted the remains of squid-like animals (including shell in one case), a fish scale, as well as stomach stones that probably helped crush the shells. The discovery "made me revise a lot of what I'd thought about these animals", says Colin McHenry at the University of Newcastle in New South Wales, who analysed the fossils with Alex Cook of the Queensland Museum and Stephen Wroe of the University of Sydney, all in Australia. McHenry thinks the elasmosaurs reached down with their necks to graze on bottom-dwellers at depths to 30 metres, probably swallowing their prey whole. He now believes the long neck was "part of a more generalised body plan" adaptable to many environments, allowing the elasmosaurs species and related long-necked plesiosaurs to survive for 135 million years. Journal reference: Science (vol 310, p 75)

Cause you committed a sex act with a goat? Or cause you wildcatted?

Hey wait, I thought what happened at RopeUp stayed at Ropeup? If not, DISH!!!!!!!

Excel will do it if you talk nice to Clippy.