Horsecock.com is now pleased to announce ROADTRIP, our new fragrance for men. Distilled from old polypro, liner socks, T shirts and the backseat of broken-headlighted Mercury Cougars, this amazing blend of esters, testosterone and butyric acid will give even a Weekend Warrior that "3 weeks in the desert with no shower" aroma almost instantly.
$49.99 at REI. Buy some today. Trad chicks dig it.