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  1. Dru

    New AAJ

    Who's got it yet? I heard they got mailed out... Chilliwack always gets things a week later
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    WEAPONS OF CHOICE

    This week.... After the Monster Truck Show Stick around WEAPON OF CHOICE will be opening for LIMOZEEN!!!!
  3. i bet he could have done it faster if chased by the fashion police for that crime of shorts over polypro!!!
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    WEAPONS OF CHOICE

    wasnt there a no-hit wonder metal band called weapon of choice?
  5. at least you didnt have a "vo- boulder problem" thrown through your window, see here
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    Vomit on ropes

    I heard a story once from Fast Eddie (RIP ) about him leading a pitch up a couloir while his partnerr crapped and when he hauled in the rope at the next belay there was frozen shit on it cause his partner had dropped a coil on a coil.
  7. DEATH TO SUPERTACO!!!!!!! Next thing you know the Supertaco v2.0 will include the location of stuck gear!!!!
  8. i haven't been up the ridge past where it starts to get 4th class but after climbing the n face - nw ridge i found that going down the south side was a pretty fast descent to the nice lakes. i only had about 45 minutes of bushwacking from lakes down to road but it was not that great; i still had june snowpack too.
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    Thread For Jon

    That's twice you've said "sooooo punk rock" this week. BUSTED! third time, you missed the other one "this is just a punk rock song written for the people who can see something's wrong like ants in the colony we do our share but there's so many other fucking insects out there"
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    Thread For Jon

    I've always thought that would be a great name for a band. Everyone could wear little strap on mohawks made from ugly carpeting, like burnt orange sculptured shag. that would be soooooo punk rock they'd look like the devo audition rejects
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    Thread For Jon

    Although he was a qualified meteorologist, Hopkins ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news programme. He became something of a local joke when a newspaper began keeping a record of his predictions and showed that he'd been wrong almost three hundred times in a single year. That kind of notoriety was enough to get him fired. He moved to another part of the country and applied for a similar job. But in the interview for the post, they asked him the one question he was dreading: "What was the reason for you leaving your last job?" Hopkins replied, "The climate didn't agree with me."
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    Thread For Jon

    Not many people know it, but the Devil actually wears a wig. You'd never know if you weren't told - it's a perfect fit. Anyway, down in the world of fire and brimstone one guy did find out, and he decided to have a little practical joke. So one night, he sneaks past the guardian demons and manages to get all the way into Satan's bed chamber, whereupon he steals the hair-piece and makes good his escape. Well, of course the Devil was most displeased by this, and he rounds up his demons, and demands to know which of them had been so lazy as to let someone sneak past them. Naturally, none of them owns up, which makes him even madder: So he calls a general meeting of everyone the underworld: everyone has to attend. The meeting is held in a huge cavern, and it's absolutely packed (except for the odd gap in the crowd, where there's a lava-pit or bottomless fissure in the floor). As Satan steps up to speak, everyone sees that he's got no hair, and peals of laughter start echoing out around the hall. The devil bellows at them to be quiet, and a deadly hush falls. "Whoever stole it," he shouts, "had better return it immediately!" And here he paused for effect... "Or else there'll be Hell Toupee!"
  13. "apopo" what happens if the rats start digging up and eating corpses instead of finding mines and thenm get a taste for human flesh and start leading the defusers onto active land mines so they will get fresh ground human flesh to feast on
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    786-JOE WA

    i'm guessing they dont let pickup campers and RVs and leaf peepers on the autobahn. what i don't understand about WA and OR drivers ed is the part where they tell you to "Wait until the fast guy pulls up behind you, tailgates you, and goes to pass you on the right, then PULL OVER SUDDENLY INTO THE RIGHT LANE AND CUT HIM OFF"
  15. but can you feed a crowd of 10,000 sport climbers with only 2 powerbars and a Gu pack?
  16. Isn't there a route somewhere called Idi Amino Acid Test?
  17. best bivi is right on the road then you can go send the ridge with light packs and not have to climb back onto the ridge to retrieve your gear if descending the s face gullies you will find the road is in 2wd shape right now i believe due to some recent logging, and extends further than indicated in alpine select
  18. so how come the moderators banned amber for publishing private messages but not bust terminal gravity yet? answering my own question, i bet the beer has something to do with it
  19. nothin like a good cup of water straight from the crooked river to cure what ails ya. its so toxic it acts like chemotherapy and kills off all your bugs!
  20. oooh... a chirp vs cluck flame war brewing if only it happened on the parrot thread
  21. yeah, if you pull out a bar or club, the other guy whips out a gun, you have to pull out a tank or fighter jet to regain the tactical advantage
  22. if only you had another one. you could have experimentally tested the proverb about bird and bush. did you feel a doubling of value when polly jumped into your hand? economists are waiting breathlessly for experimental confirmation on this before they move on to the "a penny saved is a penny earned" proof and examine its deleterious effects on consumer spending.
  23. also "The Miox pen uses SODIUM CHLORIDE technology". ooooh wow. table salt doesnt sound high tech enough?
  24. but it makes such a nice change from fairweather vs j_b over climate stats or political whatever i mean they are getting nasaty and snide and quoting pms and airing dirty laundry! SOMEBODY's gonna get "outed" before long if this keeps up
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