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If you can't tie your laces properly, maybe you should just stamp a big L for loser on your forehead and switch to "retard strap" Velcro sneakers

maybe you should huff your own armpits and kick start the vibe then.

SPRAY eat ice cream sort your rack and retape all the biners with tape peeling off pushups, pullups, training laundry and wash dishes water the plants read guidebook and make diagram showing how much you have improved as a climber for motivational purposes bake a pie

The first party posted in the Rock forum, the second party posted in the Climbers' Board.

the 2" polish sausage

meeeeeee-ow!

It's too bad this got eaten by the glitches. Summary for those who missed it. Party 1: got on O.S. for first ever multipitch gear route. 12 hours for 7 pitches+ descent. pOsted complaining about the ppl who told them they shouldn't have been there. Party 2: one of the 5 parties tapped behind party #1. Reported Party #1 was pulling on gear, splitting pitches in half with gear belays, refusing to allow parties to pass, and epicing. Posted on here whining about slow parties, namely party #1. Discuss

That'd be "Rowr" not "RuMR"

it really does look like a little skiier jibbing on some giant pasty white buttocks

You mean like The Hanging Slothful Dopey Gardens of Babylon?

what if you check the google cache?

The 2005 Spray-In was **cancelled** too

There's a dyno move to a big jug on "Toxic" at Smith Rocks. NONE OF YOU CAN ONSIGHT IT NOW BWAHAHAHAHA!

Even if you just saw a picture of someone climbing the route printed in a mag, it isn't an onsight anymore. I like to shout out obvious beta at the crag when walking by someone on a hard route just so they can only claim the beta flash and not the onsight.

First Google is down for 15 whole minutes... next cc.com mysteriously fails... who will be next?

Actually, if you just want to get drunk, an alcohol enema will reportedly do the trick, for a fraction of the amount you would have to drink to get that wasted. In fact, since you can't puke out the excess, it's a good way to kill yourself from alcohol poisoning if you use too much!

home shopping channel?

That's "logging camp", beeeeyotch!

I am looking for my "peaches wine" recipie... basically you put two or three cans of peaches in a bucket with some water and yeast, put a board over top to keep the snaffles out, and put it behind the woodstove for a week

You took your mom to Vantage - were you trying to kill her?

I bet it isn't 50$ for 70 bottles though

If you don't use a fermentation lock, will it blow up? "Mead bomb"

"last month" "found A bottle" You really think he has any left?