Dru

Dreamy Romantic Unit

hmm

Alpine climbing

Yo mama so fat she flies as cargo

That'd have 6 parties top roping it if it was at Alpental

Jib

ROOOOOOAAAR

17 years and 1 day If there is a connection between having a fatwa issued against you and marrying a Bollywood hottie, hook me up with a fatwa! Thats Padma Lakshmi, now known as "Mrs Rushdie" to you.

look at that band of skinny people in the mountain states. they need a lard airlift pronto!

when are they gonna choose a new international face for "Cobra Commander" cartoon villain?

I am willing to drink, even overhopped, overhyped, pisswater US beer if it is free!

pLS. KEEP YOUR ASS TASTING BEER DOWN IN usa WHERE IT BELONGS.

I won't believe it until I see confirmation from 3 avatars, er 3 timers and a GPS record. Tex, if she'd had to use a GriGri for self belay she'd still be up there.

Hey if I paint a swastika on a synagogue in Germany "as an exercise in free speech" rather than cause I'm a skinhead neoNazi, that makes it OK?

Ask a cartoonist: garry trudeau respondss

i guess a laser pointer is the ultimate hands on tool for indicating the location of the g-spot

oil of olysprayer

Bonobo Tongue Kissing The only other species besides Homo sapiens that engages in tongue kissing is the Bonobo (Pan paniscus or Homo arboreus). Bonobos, in fact, engage in it even more commonly than humans. Even juvenile males french kiss each other in-between bouts of rough-housing. Some Bonobos have even given tongue kisses to humans (in zoos, not in the wild).

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-621711838709881930

See attach!

If it's an oil, can you deep fry stuff in it? Get these damn chimps some oil, quick.

Maybe since the ad is in J Tree they should call it Oil of Belay.

Wax of Olay just doesn't sound as good.

Suppose you keep this up and your kids grow up to be Colin. Won't you be in trouble then!

In Spain it's Oil of Olé