Dru

i saw a girl once with a brand in the shape of a 4-leaf clover on her ass cheek...she told me she wanted it on her shoulder but the "body modification technician" persuaded her otherwise... i said if she had had it on her shoulder she would have been able to sit down in the week afterwards... she told me I didn't understand body modification. you damn right honey!

how many people searched for "dru" or "cpt. caveman" and found the site???

quote: Originally posted by philfort: Scot'teryx is famous! http://www.king5.com/weather/weatherpix/10015932_WX1126pilchuck.html Why scot'teryx? were user names scott diamond and scottagonia and mtn hardscott all taken? what about the scott face?

re:calf raises, every time i pick up the calf, the cow charges me, and i put it down again, so i never managed to do more than 1 rep. maybe i should wait till the cow falls asleep and then push it over?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: They just wanna get laid at basecamp Kathy Frozen necrophilia? I cant explain the joke more than that but maybe you should ask whoever is lurking behind "Kathy" (Bonzo??) about the first free ascent of Cocaine Crack.

quote: Originally posted by jordo: Any Kanuccck who denies the presence of the Hip's "Phantom Power" or "Day for Nights" among their most important climbing/road trip memories be lyin. I have a profound association with "thompson girl" and the Valley. "this lattitude weakens my knees . . " [ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: jordo ] I am Canadian . but I don't like the hip. help me doctor! ok son we wil drill the hole for the lobotomy right now. road trip music memories for me are nirvana unplugged 6x in a row on the road home from vegas cause everyone else was asleep and i didnt want to stop to change it, and neil young 8-hr marathon driving over grants pass at 3AM on the 24 hrs van to josh marathon. you can say your peter, say your paul/dont put me up on your bedroom wall/call me/king of the mountain. yellow belly black snake/ sleepin on a red rock/ waiting for the strangers to go. sugar train stops at the crossing/ cane cutters burning below/ bad storm coming/ better run to the top of the mountain. Midnight Oil "King of the Mountain" [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

"cabo san looseness" has grainy granite similar to j tree. great beach bouldering. check back issues of R&I (1994? cover photo of isabelle patissier and paul piana article on freeing el gran trono) and climbing c. 1997 with a article about bouldering and sport climbing in the desert just north of cabo (catavina, mentioned above). lots of granite but lots of it is allegedly grainy, what there is is pretty good. lots or rock if ya take shoes and a bag anyways (and a mat?). [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

when i was down at smith i drank some juble ale. bleh piss in a bottle!! had some alaskan amber too, that was pretty good. but UNIBROUE Eau Benite kicks ass on them ALL!

dont stand right under where you are digging the tunnel - you get snow down your 1-piece. cut yourself some big bucket holds to stand in first other than that its just vertical snow caving! (dug through 1 cornice in his life)

awww i wike too spway. spway wocks my wowld.

Nolanr said :"I'm just not interested in smoking dope, I have a blast in the mountains clean and sober. " NOT EVEN A SIP OF SCOTCH SITTING AROUND THE STOVE AT SUNSET AT BASECAMP???? those are some weird ethics.

quote: Originally posted by sisu suomi: Real fucking animal when it comes to wet cracks and hairy situations. Is this a description of a person or a teaser for some bestiality porn video?

Timm@y take a look at this posting on bivouac.com and let me know if this is what you want to see or not: http://www.bivouac.com/RtePg.asp?rq=Pg&RteId=107

quote: Originally posted by pope: Ignorant climbers would do well to abandon the ridiculous and insulting jargon they've developed and to invest a little time learning more about the English language (instead of degrading it). I'm sorry, but when I need to hang from the rope (say, to retrieve a nut), I refuse to demand my belayer to "take". I will be requesting tension. I won't be "sending the sickness" out at the crags; I'll simply be scaling difficult walls competently. Not that a little jargon is so terrible, but traditional belay signals have facilitated safe climbing for decades. "Are you ready, Ski King?""Make it happen, Captain""Send mode enabled""Chick power, check."(climbs)"Weak sauce alert!""Gotcha" (locks off)"Fuckin* goddam* mother-fuckin* whor* of a route! OK sending""Send on!" "Yeaaaa! Whaaaa!" (swish, boing)"Nice Airtime!""OK sending!""Give er the dose dude!" (Clip clip) "Sent! Dominated!""Got it on video!""Ok dirt me!""Dirting!"

quote: Originally posted by gregm: so all this talk of smoking gets me nostalgic and i end up scoring some and JEEZ - what's with the high octane weed kids are smoking these days? hello? am i just getting old or does anybody else remember when grass had seeds in it? you are referring to 'shake' which is best used for baking brownies or making tea. or you could germinate the seeds, grow em and then ditch the 50% that are male. cloning is a much better way to grow (OR SO I HEAR!!)

"climbin Up The Walls" Radiohead. fittingly its a song about some psycho stalker or something

Hmmm, I think its up in the Tchaikazan, might not have an official name. You can see it from the road and Serl probably climbed that ice route 10 years ago or maybe not. Nice Phil!

Ice: "Shriek..." and "IcyBc" forming a thin sheen, but it's been warm and wet 'til yesterday. There are rumours of an Arctic high rolling in, and it only takes a couple of weeks below 0C to get most climbs "up."

Here's a Nov 22 shot off Gadd's website (www.gravsports.com) of RIPTIDE (WI 6+/7) for motivational purposes. Supposedly if you squint or have a high-res monitor you can see 2 Slovenians wallowing through the freshies in the approach. http://www.gravsports.com/Ice%20Pages%20Folder/Route%20Descriptions/riptide_nov.htm For some reason it wouldn't link as an image - b@st@rd Gadd probably has it protected against homeys like us so you will have to visit the site to check it. [ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: I've gotten word that BD has stopped making the Black Prophet. It wasnt selling enough and they didnt want to call it the Non Prophet.

rope gremlins: you are belaying your buddy on some endlessly long alpine pitch and he is going slower than snot dripping off a slug. You start to think about something other than belaying like maybe drinking or Bobbi Bensmans before and after shots. Meanwhile your buddy goes to clip and you short-rope him for a second and he yells "FUCK GIMME SOME FUCKIN SLACK GODDAMNIT" cause he is sketching. You say: "Sorry man, you got lots of slack down here eh, must be those rope gremlins again." hard air: ice or rock fall from a route that catches you one enough to start some facial bleeding. afterwards in the bar you tell the ski bunnies "Yeah I caught some hard air today" and they think you are a gnarly extreme skiier or mountain biker and not some ho-hum climber. [ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Dru ]

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM NOT JERRY SANCHEZ? CAUSE THE BOTH OF YOU HAVE BEEN SEEN AT THE SAME PUBCLUB ACCORDING TO MY SPIES

quote: Originally posted by Matt: You might have some trouble packing your chalk bag. Put it in with some box-cutters for the flight down and no one will worry

quote: Originally posted by chris_w: So who is in the lead for the Most posts???? Captain Caveman 1862Dru 1810 how aboutTimm@y 50042 http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile&u=00000003 I guess we know what capt and dru will be doing this weekend [ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: chris_w ] There is no more Timm@y just some powderpuff queen of the fairies, i mean freshies

quote: Originally posted by crank_sloper: "I screamed like a girl" - so what else is new? Man thats pretty cocky slamming Lambone when you have only ever made 3 posts on this board! Stick to talking about buildering "other-Drew"!