What would Caveman eat?

[sk]

trask, you shot my spirit guide

[sexual_chocolate]

In response to

 

Poster: Cpt.Caveman

Subject: Re: What would Caveman eat?

 

I dont know anything about texture. If you refer to eating jizz keep that shit to yourseld and sexual chocofagnutz.

 

 

 

Looks like Cavewad is braving the open air again. What gives? I thought children learned quicker than you're showing....

[Roger]

we'll finally have it on paper that you are all certifiably insane

fleb is onto something... 500 years from now, this thread will be analyzed by some compu-archaeologists attempting to determine what the pacific NW climbing community was like before it was obliterated by the Rainier eruption of 2042. We'll be remembered for our bizarre fascination with horsecock, squirrels, and beer.

[mattp]

bizarre fascination with horsecock, squirrels, and beer

 

The Caveman Diet has turned many a mediocre gym climber into a true Cascade legend!

[mattp]

Before starting the Caveman Diet, you look like this:

 

 

After six short weeks, you can look like this:

 

 

 

Guaranteed to work!

[minx]

We'll be remembered for our bizarre fascination with horsecock, squirrels, and beer.

 

how can you consider a fascination w/beer bizarre?