Fairweather Posted Wednesday at 05:25 AM Author Posted Wednesday at 05:25 AM I've never had a social media account. No FaceBook, no Twitter, no blogs. Not then, not now, not ever. Spent a few months on NW Hikers back in the day--before they banned me. 😁 Used my real name too. Lo, my years in the wilderness were spent mostly in the wilderness. Forward, why the drip drip echoes here? Why all the empty row houses, wind-blown papers and climbing ivy like one of those syfy shows? Where'd everyone go? Ivan the stormtrooper? The fat goatee light bulb guy? The chocolate commie? The Seattle ambulance chaser? Minx? The 8-year Greener grad? RBW66? That hairy Canadian guy. The dope-smokin' arborist? Was it really age? Are their testicles mummified at the bottom of some unnamed couloir? or trapped in some woman's purse? Hopefully they're running rivers, at least. Times change, I guess. Both here and in the mountains. But what the hell happened? Was it Covid? All the Woke bullshit? Declining sperm counts? (It's a national crisis.) A final surrender to PNW groupthink? I don't like it. But my wife hasn't left me, my dog is still kind of happy to see me. I think. I still wake up hard and my vote still counts. For now. Cheers. Quote
olyclimber Posted Wednesday at 05:55 AM Posted Wednesday at 05:55 AM Glad to hear about the boners. 1 Quote
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