Mr._Natural Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 "If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish (because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know?). No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Steve Martin, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted December 18, 2002 Author Share Posted December 18, 2002 DFA, yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Send money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted December 18, 2002 Author Share Posted December 18, 2002 fuck off materialistic capitalist pig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Dare you question your comrade's commitment to the Party?! Perhaps a trip to the gulag will change your tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 "fuck off materialistic capitalist pig" translated- I'm poor because I'm lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Charlie, is that Boots from The Coup in your avatar pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Soemone was watching TV last night ... as was I trying to shake off this weird fever. Must be small pox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 smallpox champion US of A give natives some blankets warm like the grave this is the pattern cut from the cloth this is the pattern designed to take you right out right out right out right out right out right out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Won't last Bury your heart u s of a history rears up to spit in your face We know how you got it Your method equals wipe out The end of the frontier and all that you own Under the blankets of all that you've done You'll get yours Wipe out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 (edited) Come on, Trask, there's no way in H-E-double-hockey-sticks that you listen to Fugazi. Not possible. Edited December 18, 2002 by Dr_Flash_Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Well, maybe if Captain Caveman can listen to Dead Kennedys, a band whose message is so at odds with the very core of his personality and beliefs, perhaps it's conceivable that a gun-totin' rightie such as yourself could listen to a decidedly left-leaning avant-punk (or whatever the fuck category they fit in; probably none) band. But it's un-bleedin' likely, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 You don't know shit about me mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 True enough. The only way to "get to know" someone via this accursed medium is to cobble together some vague sketch of their personality and whatnot from things they say. Having never been in the Trask living room to flip through your CD (or is it LP?) collection, DFA really couldn't say. However, given all available evidence (and your remarkable cunning at the cut-and-paste gig), signs point to nothing from the Dischord label in your stacks of wax. But, really, who knows? Or cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Sounds like DFA is applying his own views of how he approaches music to how he percieves trask and is coming up wrong. I'm not surprised at all that trask listens to fugazi. Just look at past posts and links to music. Seems like he has pretty good taste. any of you guys ever heard of Sled Napkin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 My current fav. = The Anthropomorphic Dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Bah. Stupid fucking thing to worry about or argue about or whatever. Dr. Flash Amazing stands corrected, or redirected, or admits to being misconcepted. Trask, DFA doesn't give a flying fuck if you listen to The Chipmunks or Crass, Fleetwood Mac or Fugazi, Bing Crosby or Bad Religion. The Doctor was just surprised, for the reasons previously stated, is all. Rock on, brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Fine. Stop with the verbal masterbation already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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