thelawgoddess Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U. N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 You're only a couple hours late on that one! http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=23;t=001199 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 sorry about that. didn't mean to re-post an old joke. i must have been working when the other one came through ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 You must have been what-ing when the other joke got posted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 I don't know what she is talking about either??? what does that nasty 4 letter W word mean??? do I need to blow the wisltle on this thred?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 I thought I'd try golfing. I asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that I knew nothing whatsoever about golf. The pro showed me the stance and swing, and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." I teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" I asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, once he regained his ability to speak. "Oh great! Now you tell me." I said. Golf is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by freeclimb9: Golf is weird. golf *is* weird. and it's way harder than climbing!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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