allthumbs Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 Mike and Steph were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Mike said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Steph says, "Me too." Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Mike wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Steph. Steph says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Mike says, "I feel great. How about you?" "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" "No, that jet fuel is great stuff no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." says Steph. "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!" Quote
chucK Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 Not that I don't appreciate your jokes Trask (they rock! ), but you told that one already I think. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 um. ha, ha. (you've definitely got better!) Quote
allthumbs Posted November 15, 2002 Author Posted November 15, 2002 No ChucK, that's a new one, but I'll try to stay minty fresh just for you. [ 11-14-2002, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
Off_White Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 btw Chuck, thats a nice new avatar. I don't know that I ever thanked you properly for reducing the gotta-pee-dancing-robot to your signature instead of the larger avatar pic, but here you go, thanks! Quote
chucK Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 This thread is a gosh durned LOVE fest! I feel like singing hippy songs. BTW Trasky, check it out Quote
allthumbs Posted November 15, 2002 Author Posted November 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by chucK: This thread is a gosh durned LOVE fest! I feel like singing hippy songs. BTW Trasky, check it out Sumbitch! You're right ChucK. I stand corrected Quote
Off_White Posted November 15, 2002 Posted November 15, 2002 quote: Originally posted by chucK: This thread is a gosh durned LOVE fest! I feel like singing hippy songs. Well, its better than how you were manhandled and disciplined on that avatar hiding thread.... (I will pass on the hippy songs though...) Quote
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