freeclimb9 Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 I live in Utah, but have no idea if this was really handed out at BYU. All I know is that "Satan never gives up" and I need to "GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX [MYSELF] A SNACK". http://www.fishproducts.com/powerandrubber/sex.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 quote: As one meets with his priesthood leader, a program for overcoming masturbation can be implemented using some of the suggestions which follow. Dr. Flash Amazing, does this program work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelz Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 LMBO... too flip'n funny! I especially like the suggestion of tying ones hand to the bedpost with a necktie and, don't hang out with others with the same 'problem'? what, do guys chat about it, 'hey, I gotta tell ya bout the great self grat session I had last night'... ? Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgod Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 quote: ___________________________________________________ STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION 4. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness [towards masturbation]. ___________________________________________________ I'm sorry, apparently I can no longer be friends with ANY OF YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 You think the Circle Jerks ever played SLC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 I've got some CD's from a band out of Orem called Puri-Do. They were one of Utah's best bands, and some of their old members are currently playing in some of the best bands in SLC. They were bunch a queer moron kids who made albums full of sick lyrics about masturbation and gay sex and satan. Truly hilarious shit. Our sons don't fuck your sons... No they don't They just keep in in their pants and they work with revelations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 7, 2002 Share Posted November 7, 2002 quote: 8. [...] Never read about your problem. Keep it out of your mind. Remember--"first a thought, then an act." [...]i can picture it now ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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