Get a hold of yourself

[freeclimb9]

I live in Utah, but have no idea if this was really handed out at BYU. All I know is that "Satan never gives up" and I need to "GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX [MYSELF] A SNACK".

http://www.fishproducts.com/powerandrubber/sex.html

[RobBob]

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As one meets with his priesthood leader, a program for overcoming masturbation can be implemented using some of the suggestions which follow.

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Dr. Flash Amazing, does this program work?

[kelz]

LMBO... too flip'n funny! I especially like the suggestion of tying ones hand to the bedpost with a necktie and, don't hang out with others with the same 'problem'? what, do guys chat about it, 'hey, I gotta tell ya bout the great self grat session I had last night'... ?

Thanks for the laugh!

[thelawgod]

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STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

 

4. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness [towards masturbation].

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I'm sorry, apparently I can no longer be friends with ANY OF YOU!

 

[Dru]

You think the Circle Jerks ever played SLC?

[E-rock]

I've got some CD's from a band out of Orem called Puri-Do. They were one of Utah's best bands, and some of their old members are currently playing in some of the best bands in SLC. They were bunch a queer moron kids who made albums full of sick lyrics about masturbation and gay sex and satan. Truly hilarious shit.

 

Our sons don't fuck your sons...

No they don't

They just keep in in their pants

and they work with revelations

 

[thelawgoddess]

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8. [...] Never read about your problem. Keep it out of your mind. Remember--"first a thought, then an act." [...]

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i can picture it now ...