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I never wanted to do this job in the first place!

I... I wanted to be...

 

A LUMBERJACK!

 

(piano vamp)

 

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty

rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!

The Larch!

The Pine!

The Giant Redwood tree!

The Sequoia!

The Little Whopping Rule Tree!

We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

 

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,

I sleep all night and I work all day.

 

-

 

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

 

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,

I go to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.

 

Mounties:

 

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,

He goes to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'

And has buttered scones for tea.

 

CHORUS

 

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.

 

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around.... In bars???????

 

CHORUS

 

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,

Suspendies and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie

Just like my dear papa.

 

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels

Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????

(spoken, raggedly) What's this?

Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!

And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

 

CHORUS

 

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

 

[ 10-24-2002, 06:22 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

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Posted

Raukous!

how about

"I think he said...blessed are the cheesemakers..." or

"...You think YOU had it rough? We lived in a shoebox at the bottom of a septic tank and our parents whipped us before breakfast!!"

Someone should throw a Python party in Seattle and have a pubclub at their house!

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