You are how you piss.

[lizard_brain]

quote:

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Originally posted by trask:

SPORT CLIMBER: Chalks up, pulls cock out, backs away, puts cock away, rechalks, breathes deep, checks cock, rechalks, reapproaches, goes for it, pisses down leg, blames belayer and poor conditions.

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SPORT CLIMBER: Drives car into the rest room - right up to the urinal. Places three matresses on the floor behind him. Spends 90 minutes taping and chalking hands. Waits until someone else is watching, then poses while pissing. Stops when noone else is watching. Blames the urinal when he falls.

[allthumbs]

Let me tell ya a story about a boy and his goat...

no, his Pontiac GTO, moron.

[Goat_Boy]

I actually drove a GTO in my college days. Hence the name.

[allthumbs]

nice try dude, but your reputation preceeds you

.... we know the real truth

[Goat_Boy]

If you knew the real truth, it might be "sheep boy," chicken F'er.

[allthumbs]

you rotten crotch

[Heinouscling]

BUMBLY CLIMBER: Stumbles behind a bush, pulls out the shlong, pricks the tip with a thorn, bellows out in pain and shits in pants instead of pissing, attempts to zip up pants but gets shlong caught in the zipper, stumbles back to crag, climbs rest of day in hot sun with pants full of shit and shlong hanging half out.

 

[RURP]

This is RURP:

 

MOUNTAINEERS: Piss in large groups while "leaders" look on.

 

RURP has spoken.