Guest Posted August 31, 2002 Share Posted August 31, 2002 With the appearrance of Heywood Jablowme I figured it was time to get all the "blow me" jokes up on the board. Here's mine: My Ukranian girlfriend's name is Kuydja Sukitoff, at least that's what all the guys yell at her when they see her. A study in lameness for certain, but each joke told is a nail in Heywood's coffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Guess I'm solo on the joke project until Trask is around. What do you call a girl who left her Steeley Dan in the rain for two long? Rusty Trimm (Actual name of a girl I knew ) + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 MF206er was SO ugly at birth, his parents named him SHIT HAPPENS. [ 09-02-2002, 08:44 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseur Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Question: Why is the "69" position also called the "smokers position?" Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, he is cleaning the ashtray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member". After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth." Rally with Anna [ 09-02-2002, 09:19 AM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseur Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Your Secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this? "The truth is that she has a big mouth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 When trask was born his mom told the doctor to put him back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseur Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 My last BJ joke... 2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after work. Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!! Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Off_White Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 Didja hear about that kid up in Everett who was born with only one eyelid? The grafted him another one made from his foreskin. Word is it works pretty well, but he's a little cockeyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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