allthumbs Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Not really climbing related, but some of these recipes might work for a Climber’s Shindig Get-together Keg Party Gig -- Chicken Al La Lesbo Serves 69 Ingredients: leftover spaghetti any sauce chicken soup and any chicken scraps collected in the butcher shop a lot of spoiled milk and puddings and any vegetables like peas which you can find Cook it for a while until it's good and pasty. Serve in a well ventilated room Cell Block Salad Serves Cell Block 28 Ingredients: Hundred pounds of hacked, but unwashed cucumbers hundred fifty pounds of sliced but unwashed onions and some tomato juice if available Shovel in a lot of salt and potato peelings Serve before the end of the month Fur Burger Serves 4 Ingredients: 1 Puerto Rican cellmate's underwear 3/4 cup of prison issued toothpaste 1/2 cup spent cooking oil Tip: Serve with orange zest instead of catsup for a fruity and refreshing tea Boiled Mop Broth Serves Everyone fill big cooking kettles with water Toss in all the dirty mop heads Boil them for a few minutes or until the mop heads don't stink so much Garnish with parsley or chive Bean Supreme Serves Solitary Confinement eighty of the big cans of kidney beans (Damaged cans are available cheap) With a large spoon slop the beans onto the inmates' trays Serve directly from the can Cooking and warming are not necessary Serve with a splash and a smile! Ass Mousse pound Crisco 200 sweet & low packs crumbled coffee beans 1 can Eagle Brand milk shit (no corn) Chill on window ledge, serve to any prisoner who tries to make you their "bitch" [ 08-20-2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 quote: Martha's New Recipes by trask (post # 1) Not really climbing related.......... Imagine that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 Huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleblebleb Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Trask, you're an enigma. Did you get that stuff of some Martha bboard where you spend the other half of your time? How about digging up some Martha horse cock recipes for us next time you visit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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