bellemontagne Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 I happened to be buying some webbing at REI on Sunday afternoon. Well, a family came upon a large bin of chalkbags. One of the men spoke up and said (very seriously and obviously not a climber), "Look, at these cool beer cozies." Then one of the women said, "Don't these have something to do with climbing?" Amusing... Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 Must be related to Capt. Caveman [ 07-01-2002, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: sk ] Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 Did that guy buy an ice axe to scrape his windshield in the winter, as well? SMC Shuksan..."it 'chops' through ice faster... " [ 07-01-2002, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote
iain Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 I can tell it's a slow work day for sk, Greg W. and myself. Just cross-posting spray with the best of 'em! Where's Dru when you need him? Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 It's Canada Day, Dru is out with the rest of Canada trying to figure out if Canada is actually a country, or just the red-headed stepchild of the United States. Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 Didn't you pay atention last week?? dru in squish! I always have slow days Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: It's Canada Day, Dru is out with the rest of Canada trying to figure out if Canada is actually a country, or just the red-headed stepchild of the United States. I'm laughing so hard it hurts Quote
iain Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: It's Canada Day, Dru is out with the rest of Canada trying to figure out if Canada is actually a country, or just the red-headed stepchild of the United States. Oh that's right I forgot they have a 3-day holiday every other weekend. sk: sorry I dropped the ball on dru's day-by-day status Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 I will forgive you this time... but when I am gone for a week, you better know where I am and miss me Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: I will forgive you this time... but when I am gone for a week, you better know where I am and miss me Isn't that JK's job? If we have to know where you are and miss you, will you come over do a week's worth of laundry, dishes, and cleaning just like you'll have to do at your house? Quote
iain Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 It's been 30 seconds since you last posted and a I miss you already. Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 Sure greg, but it would cost you Iain, I'd do your laundry for free Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by sk: Sure greg, but it would cost you Iain, I'd do your laundry for free Horsecock is legal tender in the land of Greg Quote
iain Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Horsecock is legal tender in the land of Greg But it's constantly suffering from inflation, right? Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 No, dude, it's a processed, preserved meat product that is a tasty trail snack. As an added benefit, it contains a large amount of protein that a body needs during the exertion commonly experienced during strenuous hiking, climbing, or skiing. Horsecock...'cause Fred Beckey can't be wrong. Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 I have stated previously that I am veegan... horsecock don't fly with me Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 Why would someone be a vegan when there are so many tasty animals out there? Anyway, I'll have my daughter collect some slugs and we'll bbq them for ya. Do the Gardenburger people make a "Garden-horsecock"? [ 07-01-2002, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ] Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 I do not eat slugs, as they are flesh... there is tofu jerky... It taste soooooo bad Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 Does anyone remember what this thread was about? Quote
iain Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 smart dogs taste frighteningly like real hotdogs but you'd have to have like six of them to equal one helping of horsecock. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by iain: smart dogs taste frighteningly like real hotdogs but you'd have to have like six of them to equal one helping of horsecock. I hate eating those turkey dogs, I don't think I could stomach a non-meat dog. Quote
sk Posted July 1, 2002 Posted July 1, 2002 In a way I agree with you greg. i think that if you are going to eat meat, you ought to look it in the face before you do so. You know, kill it yourself. I have killed a chickn and watched a cow be sloughtered. I do eat meet sometimes... I just couldn't kill animals on a regulare basis unless i was realy hungry, So I usualy prefer to eat other things... more than you wanted to know...Sorry Quote
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