Just to get y'all kick started...

[allthumbs]

Asked by his teacher to spell "straight," the third-grade boy did so without error.

"Excellent," said the teacher, "now, what does it mean?"

"Without water."

[willstrickland]

"now what does it mean?"

"It means I ain't stickin my pee pee in his booty no more"

"Good Johny, Jerry Falwell is gonna be so proud"

[allthumbs]

Yeah that'd work too.

[Bronco]

Johnny raises his hand in class, stands up and says "Ms. Daisy, I gotta take a piss".

She angerly responds, "Johnny, are you familiar with the term - urinate?"

"Yes Ms. Daisy" Johnny answers.

"Then us it!" she snaps.

"OK, my dad says yer an 8 but you'd be a 10 if ya had bigger tits"

[allthumbs]

[Dru]

quote:

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Originally posted by trask:

Asked by his teacher to spell "straight," the third-grade boy did so without error.

"Excellent," said the teacher, "now, what does it mean?"

"Without water."

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I woulda said "beats 3 of a kind!"

[Bronco]

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them,and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex intown!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunkwanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy,and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes backto the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your momliked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad, you're drunk!"

[ScottP]

Two firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.

Their captain walks in and shouts, "What the hell are you guys doing!?" The guy on top says, "I'm treating him for smoke inhalation." The captain says, "That's no way to treat for smoke inhalation, you're supposed to give mouth-to-mouth." to which the guy on the bottom responds, "How do you think this whole thing got started?"