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make the passenger seat one of those egg-shaped "sound chairs" upholstered with purple of course. A condom dispenser near the shaggin' station and frame those Nude Climbing calendar pages for the walls.

A good hood ornament would be a brass Da Mo (the fat buddah) or maybe Avalokiteshvara, drill it and bolt it on.

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I'm thinkin' a pressurized ponykeg system plumbed into a dashmounted tap. Back in my heavy drinkin' and drivin' days, I whipped up a pee tube by drilling a 1" hole through the floor of my Chevy PU and running a hose through it with a empty qt. of motor oil (with the bottom cut off) for the funnel. I know this wasn't an original idea, but it sure as hell worked. Was totally hilarious to take a pee while driving on a hot summer day and watch the tailgater behind me turn on his wipers. [big Drink]

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