666 Posted April 20, 2001 Share Posted April 20, 2001 I HAVE TO BEG! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MAGICAL GOAT DRUL? HE HAS WONDERED FROM HIS RUN OUT IN FRONT OF THE TRAILER. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND US DOWN HEAR IN SEATTLE REALLY WORSHIP OUR SHAVED PET GOATS. THIS GOAT IS SPECIAL AS HE CAN RAP BOLT AND OPERATE THE FUSION POWERED BUSCH DRILL. HE HAS PENCHENT FOR PLASTIC CLIMBING HOLDS. HE IS ALSO VERY COM-PET-ITIVE IN THE GYM. HE CRANKS! PLUS HE COOKS A MEAN CAT. EVER HAD CAT WITH AN ORANGE GLAZE SLOW ROASTED OVER A BURNING TIRE..AHHHH HEAVEN. SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE SEEN DRUL PLEASE SEND HIM HOME WITH AS FEW LIBERTIES TAKEN AS POSSIBLE. I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THAT WILL BE, BUT PLEASE HE IS EXTREMLY SENSITIVE. THANK YOU! THE BOLT MONSTER P.S. DOES ANYONE WANT HELP ON THEIR PROJECTS. I CAN SHIP WITH THE BEST OF THEM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 20, 2001 Share Posted April 20, 2001 I have sent out a team of SF hunters Bolt Monster. If we track him then we will be sure to rotisserie his a** up in the woods and send him back to you on a platter. Need a delivery address.? Chongo requested payment on the Canadians by the Busch drill. So we'll be needin that piece. Shot out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted April 20, 2001 Author Share Posted April 20, 2001 CPT. CAVEMAN, BELOW S MY RETURN ADDRESS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP! 3212 W. Spelmore Ave C-attle, WA 98199 LOST AND LOVE IN SEATTLE BOLT MONSTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted April 20, 2001 Share Posted April 20, 2001 HEY WHATSAMATTER BOLT MONSTER SOMEONE"S "GOT YOUR GOAT!!!!!" bwa ha ha! I see why you have a goat though - you're lucky that goats will eat anything. Or is it a mountin' goat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted April 20, 2001 Author Share Posted April 20, 2001 HE'S NAMED AFTER MY FAVORITE CANAJUN' MAYBE EVEN RELATED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted April 20, 2001 Author Share Posted April 20, 2001 OH MY GOSH! THAT ISN'T DRUL. YOU CAN TELL BY THE LACK OF TUTU AND PURPLE HAIRS, AND THE CANAJUN FLAG TATOOED TO HIS FOREHEAD. THOUGH I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU HAVE A KILLED A DEMOCRAT. SO CAREFUL OLE BILLY CLINTON MIGHT COME AFTER YOU FOR SHOOTIN' HILARY. THEN AGAIN HE MIGHT NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted April 20, 2001 Share Posted April 20, 2001 Right Mate oh well then. Well we just confirmed by checking the driver's license it is an Uli Pet named Alexus with a Yugo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cpt.Caveman Posted April 21, 2001 Share Posted April 21, 2001 Bolt Munster One of my cronies found your mate! We'll be cookin her up tonight on the fire and will mail the leftovers to you. She'll make good jerky ya know. Nice shot from my sniper! [This message has been edited by Cpt.Caveman (edited 04-20-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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