ScottP Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 There's fantasy football and fantasy baseball and there's whatever dru does in the privacy of his own home, but I was thinking that it might be fun to have Fantasy Climbing. You could pick any route in the world, climbed or not, and drop any climber in the world, you or Fred or Rebuffat or Kevbone, at the base with the equipment cache of your choice. Plug in the weather/route conditions and/or objective hazards and call the shots on decisions throughout the ascent. You could plug in parapente or ski descents or single rope rappels off dead vegetable anchors. Live or die by your own merit in a virtual mountain world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Will there be virtual beer and blowjobs at the summit? Because I'm picking the 2002 Penthouse Pets of the Month for my expedition team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 With that team you won't make it out of base camp. That's back to what dru does in the..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 The beauty of it is, you can pack what ever you want in your pack/haulbag/manpurse and your team can be whoever/whomever. Flokati rug-lined handcuffs on the anchor for the King Swing, Dru? You make the call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 well, I'd want to see more pictures, preferable of hot, half naked Penthouse spread climber chicks and not of some dinked up anchor, before I make that call. Got pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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