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Did you read that book I gave you?

- What book?

 

 

 

"Dioretix. The Science of

Matter over Mind".

 

 

 

You better read it, and quick.

That book will change your life.

 

 

 

Found it in a Maserati

in Beverly Hills. Know what I mean?

 

 

 

Lots of people don't realize

what's really going on.

 

 

 

They view life as a bunch of

unconnected incidents and things.

 

 

 

They don't realize

that there's this

 

 

 

lattice of coincidence

on top of everything.

 

 

 

I'll give you an example

to show you what I mean:

 

 

 

Suppose you're thinking about

a plate of shrimp.

 

 

 

Suddenly, somebody says:

plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp.

 

 

 

No point in looking

for an explanation.

 

 

 

It's all part

of a cosmic unconsciousness.

 

 

 

Did you eat a lot of acid,

back in the hippie days?

 

 

 

I'll give you another instance:

 

 

 

You know the way everybody's

into weirdness right now?

 

 

 

Books in all the supermarkets

about Bermuda Triangles,

 

 

 

UFOs, how the Mayans

invented TV, that kind of thing?

 

 

 

I don't read them books.

 

 

 

For me it's exactly the same.

 

 

 

There's no difference between

a flying saucer and a time machine.

 

 

 

People get so hung up on specifics,

they can't see the whole thing.

 

 

 

Take South America, for example:

 

 

 

There, thousands of people

go missing each year.

 

 

 

Nobody knows where they go.

They just disappear.

 

 

 

But if you think about it,

you realize something:

 

 

 

There had to be a time when

there was no people, right? - Yeah.

 

 

 

Well, where

did all these people come from?

 

 

 

I'll tell you where: the future.

 

 

 

Where did all these

people disappear to?

 

 

 

The past? - That's right!

And how did they get there?

 

 

 

How the fuck do I know?

 

 

 

Flying saucers.

 

 

 

Which are really...

 

 

 

yeah you got it...

... time machines.

 

 

 

I think a lot about this stuff.

 

 

 

I do my best thinking on the bus.

That's how come I don't drive.

 

 

 

You don't even know how to drive.

 

 

 

I don't want to know how.

See?

 

 

 

The more you drive,

 

 

 

the less intelligent you are.

 

 

 

I think I saw

one of those UFOs once.

 

 

 

It was really kind of scary, it was

all these colored lights and sounds.

 

 

 

Sounds and lights like I've never

heard before. It was really weird.

 

 

 

Heh....

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